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Yes, be positive you bunch of miserable bastards.

Your face won't fall off if it smiles y'know. [/Laura's nan]

I do declare that it is racism day.

What colour ribbon is it for Racism Day?

White and pointy.

Black. Like niggers.

Except, wait, they're brown. Woah.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ November 5 2008, 1:56 PM GMT

Republicans:

- Love war
- Love money
- Love guns
- Love god

That is no exaggeration.

Apparently in a lot of the southern states, gun sales are on the rise because they think that Obama is going to ban firearms. So they're stocking up while they still can. :D Very funny.

Love war? Untrue.

Love money? Who doesn't.

Love guns? No, but they realize that the right to own guns is important.

Love God? Some do, some don't. Same with the Democrats. Obama has spent an awful lot of time talking about his church.

As for taking away guns? I don't think anyone thinks their guns will be taken away. But during his career Obama has supported the banning of all handguns and the severe restriction of long guns. His policy is that it's ok to have a single-shot rifle or shotgun, but nothing else.

I'm buying a handgun and "assault" rifle when I get back to Texas. Might as well buy them while they're still legal.

You do make me laugh DaButt.

(not at you.)

(don't shoot me.)

Quote: DaButt @ November 5 2008, 2:38 PM GMT

I'm buying a handgun and "assault" rifle when I get back to Texas. Might as well buy them while they're still legal.

I thought you said nothing at all would change under Obama?

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 1:57 PM GMT

Yes, I thought the bias on the Fox Network towards Obama was shocking. ;)

Fox is just as disgusting in its partisanship as outfits like the New York Times.

Quote: Aaron @ November 5 2008, 2:26 PM GMT

No it's not. I'm hoping for an assassination. ASAP. :)

Bit of cock thing to say.

He doesn't mean it, don't worry.

It's just his way...

Quote: Afinkawan @ November 5 2008, 2:11 PM GMT

and I don't automatically believe anything the media tells me. I'm talking about actual people giving their actual opinions on the internet. and there are lots of complete idiots out there. I don't see why you have a problem with that? You can't seriously be disagreeing with me that there are lots of nutters on the internet?

Not at all. I'm in complete agreement that there are as many lefty nutjobs as righty nutjobs on the Internet.

Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 2:25 PM GMT

Good (about the BBC not trying to hide their bias). If I pay my license fee I at least want the coropration to reflect my political biases. Especially now they've gone and suspended a presenter I particularly like. And let's be honest, Obama winning is great. I don't care if it all turns to shit, this is a great moment in history.

When you say 'IF' Chip, is there going to be a van coming down your street shortly - but not selling ice cream?

Quote: Pete @ November 5 2008, 2:40 PM GMT

Bit of cock thing to say.

I never implied that I wasn't.

Quote: Aaron @ November 5 2008, 2:26 PM GMT

No it's not. I'm hoping for an assassination. ASAP. :)

Not funny.

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