I've come into work to find a dead 'woodcock' sealed up in a plastic bag in my office.
Why is my life so strange at the minute?
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Somebody's left a Pressurised Air Duster on my desk and I'm wondering what it would be like to blast a bit up my nose or in my mouth. It says not to on the tin, but what harm can air do?
I wouldn't do that.
I recently sprayed some 'wine protector' spray in my mouth. It was a collection of inert gases. It didn't do much apart from inflate my cheeks instantly.
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 5 2008, 11:18 AM GMTI wouldn't do that.
I'll wait till nobodies about then air blast my genitals instead. Safer.
Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 11:17 AM GMTSomebody's left a Pressurised Air Duster on my desk and I'm wondering what it would be like to blast a bit up my nose or in my mouth. It says not to on the tin, but what harm can air do?
You'd lose your nose.
Good morning!! 
And Ben, don't do it.
Unless you can provide pictures afterwards...
Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 11:20 AM GMTI'll wait till nobodies about then air blast my genitals instead. Safer.
You're one sick puppy... I'm PM'ing you my number now.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2008, 11:24 AM GMT
Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 11:20 AM GMTI'll wait till nobodies about then air blast my genitals instead. Safer.
Ouch! 
Quote: chipolata @ November 5 2008, 11:20 AM GMTI'll wait till nobodies about then air blast my genitals instead. Safer.
Covered in dust are they?
Morning Aaron, late night?
Quote: PhQnix @ November 4 2008, 10:19 PM GMTI get the hug. But why do you have to point at Robyn while you give me it?
Don't flatter yourself. 
Quote: zooo @ November 4 2008, 10:28 PM GMTIf I got drunk I'd hug everyone.
That is why I don't get drunk.
Plus it's terribly common.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 11:08 PM GMTI want to come!
We know.
How rude ignoring my question...
Quote: Gavin @ November 4 2008, 11:09 PM GMTimagine what NIl would wear and do
Yeah, like that's going to help.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2008, 12:06 PM GMTMorning Aaron, late night?
How did you know I was online? Are you stalking me? You don't have access to my magical (not-so) secret list of who's online.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2008, 11:24 AM GMT