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Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 7:35 PM GMT

So, I come home... and my housemate is cooking us dinner... naked apart from an apron. He then sits down and eats dinner with me naked apart from the apron and is STILL naked.

Any one else think this is weird... last time he's allowed out of the cupboard.

That is a bit weird...

Did you ask him why? Or were you all British and didn't mention it? :)

I just said, did he know he was naked? He replied, yes. So I left it.

Oh well.
As long as he wasn't 'proud'.

The apron is quite long... covers all sausages.

It's not one of those aprons with a lady's bits on the front?

No, it's blue. Thank god it's not as above.

Quote: Badge @ November 4 2008, 7:46 PM GMT

I'm not going to predict anything about the US election other than the man who wakes up as president tomorrow morning won't last beyond 2009 in the job. And I am willing to bet any BSG-er serious cash on that. Any takers?

Laughing out loud

Like it.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 7:51 PM GMT

The apron is quite long... covers all sausages.

But is it baggy enough to mask the pitching of a tent?

Or would it be a particularly small or lopsided tent? :(

Quote: Aaron @ November 4 2008, 7:56 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

Like it.

But is it baggy enough to mask the pitching of a tent?

Or would it be a particularly small or lopsided tent? :(

I don't know! :S

Yes you do. Think back. :)

I blocked that part of my life out.

Have you shagged him or summink?

He's my ex.

Ahhh, actually I think I knew that.

Did you make me block it out too? :O

Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 8:17 PM GMT

I blocked that part of my life out.

:D

I must say, from the tales you tell, he does sound like a properly disgusting stereotypical manly man, not washing, burping, farting, drinking, generally being a disgusting slob.

He's northern, isn't he?

Probably... my new bf doesn't know... it's gone on too far to be able to tell him...and I don't know whether to tell him as it REALLY doesn't matter at all.

Quote: Aaron @ November 4 2008, 8:24 PM GMT

:D

I must say, from the tales you tell, he does sound like a properly disgusting stereotypical manly man, not washing, burping, farting, drinking, generally being a disgusting slob.

He's northern, isn't he?

My ex? Are you kidding?

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