On a serious note, I used to read Clarkson's monthly column in a magazine called Performance Car that was around in the 90s. Entertaining and infuriating even then. He freely admits he's a rubbish driver, but whether or not you agree with him, he really does know his stuff.
Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2008, 1:18 PM GMTI just read the same article. It was The English Collective of Prostitutes complaining.
Prostitutes moaning, eh? Normally that's an extra £20.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 4 2008, 1:36 PM GMTProstitutes moaning, eh? Normally that's an extra £20.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 4 2008, 1:36 PM GMTProstitutes moaning, eh? Normally that's an extra £20.
Try shopping around, Graham. You can usually get groaning for a lot less. It's kissing that costs extra.
Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2008, 1:37 PM GMT
Most of them won't do it. Apart from the danger of sharing bodily fluids, they usually won't risk getting that intimate. And kissing is often a lot more intimate than copulating
And of course if the punter's over 75...
Not you Graham.
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 4 2008, 1:41 PM GMTMost of them won't do it. Apart from the danger of sharing bodily fluids, they usually won't risk getting that intimate. And kissing is often a lot more intimate than copulating
What if you pay for the "Girlfriend Experience"? That surely must involve kissing.
Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2008, 1:47 PM GMTWhat if you pay for the "Girlfriend Experience"? That surely must involve kissing.
Never heard of it - perhaps including dinner and a club and two hours of nonstop nagging??
Best stick to Bonk And Go.
Quote: Huge Bear @ November 4 2008, 1:21 PM GMTI like Clarkson. Wish I could have seen it.
I'd imagine you'll be able to get a torrent within a couple of days.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 1:30 PM GMTI wander if we've ever sat next to each other Chip?
wonder*
People in this thread have far more knowledge of prostitutes than seems decent.
Particularly Huge Bear.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 1:30 PM GMTI wander if we've ever sat next to each other Chip?
Not unless your commute takes you through Shropshire.
Quote: Aaron @ November 4 2008, 2:25 PM GMTPeople in this thread have far more knowledge of prostitutes than seems decent.
Particularly Huge Bear.
He's a rich American. Depravity is in his blood.
Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2008, 2:49 PM GMTNot unless your commute takes you through Shropshire.
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Regularly... are you that man who drools on me?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 4 2008, 3:32 PM GMTRegularly
Lies. I see you as a city girl who's never been North of Watford.
Quote: chipolata @ November 4 2008, 3:40 PM GMTLies. I see you as a city girl who's never been North of Watford.
Damn, am I so transparent?
What is a collective of prostitutes...?
A minge of slappers...
A chlamydia of tarts...
A wash of seamen...
kjs
A black hole?