Hello and Hi. Because I'm extra welcoming.
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Hellooooo! And welcome.
Hi Daniel,
If you and your occasional lover get married he'll be Sean Ryder, that would be cool.
As you say that would be cool but can I just confirm (in the strongest possible terms) that there has been at no point any intimacy of any kind. I can't stress that enough! Forget it Dan. It's never going to happen.
Looks like i'm just going to have to drug you again then.
Will you be selling tickets?
I thought you were interested in women Dan or have you changed?
Well ... may as well end the joke here. The illusion of homosexuality has ended. Now i'm going back to drinking my pint with the lads and watch some football while talking about girls we have slept with.
*Burps* Excellent the boys are back in town.
Hi Daniel and welcome