INT. WIGWAM.
CHIEF:
Where are Hum and Haw?
SQUAW:
They went hunting.
CHIEF:
How?
SQUAW:
How.
CHIEF:
No. How did they go hunting?
SQUAW:
How. Yes, they went hunting.
CHIEF:
(SIGHS)(PAUSE)Did they walk or ride horses?
SQUAW:
Neither, they went buy donkey and camel.
CHIEF:
We don't have donkey or camel.
SQUAW:
I know, Hum's buying Hee Haw and Haw's buying Humpty.
CHIEF:
Buying, I see, Hee Haw's a donkey?
SQUAW:
No, Icy Hee Haws Haw's Alaskan squaw.
CHIEF: (confused)
What? Hold on (PAUSE) Haw's got a squaw called Icy Hee Haw and he's buying a donkey called Hee Haw?
SQUAW:
No, Listen. Hum's buying Hee Haw and Haw's buying Humpty.
CHIEF:
Humpty's the name of the camel, yeah?
SQUAW:
No, silly, Hee Haw's the camel. Humpty's the donkey.
CHIEF: (exasperated)
No wonder they call me Sitting Bull, the amount of crap I listen to.
