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Ask anyone a question.

I am bored and this could seriously blow up in my face but I am bored.

Really simple. Pick someone from here and ask them a question. Something you want to know. This is just for fun so no trolling!

I'll start off with an example....

GAVIN - What is the best way of removing the smell of beer, fags, and fear from sofa cushions?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2008, 5:15 PM GMT

GAVIN - What is the best way of removing the smell of beer, fags, and fear from sofa cushions?

Fire and lots of it.

That's your answer to everything!

Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2008, 5:16 PM GMT

Fire and lots of it.

Laughing out loud

Never go on 'How clean is your house'.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 2 2008, 5:17 PM GMT

That's your answer to everything!

Because Fire solves most of the worlds problems.

PUTTERS - What have you done with Ian Ws body?

I'm using it as a draft excluder. It's damn chilly around these parts.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2008, 5:21 PM GMT

I'm using it as a draft excluder. It's damn chilly around these parts.

Where exaclty is he excluding the draft from?

Around these parts! *points*

Poor Ian. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2008, 5:25 PM GMT

Around these parts! *points*

Groovy look you've even folded him round the sacks.

Quote: zooo @ November 2 2008, 5:26 PM GMT

Poor Ian. :(

He's never had it so good.

Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2008, 5:26 PM GMT

Groovy look you've even folded him round the sacks.

He likes to snuggle.

Ruby's going to end up the one asking everything!

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 2 2008, 5:30 PM GMT

He's never had it so good.

Laughing out loud Oh dear! So modest, Nil.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 2 2008, 5:32 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Oh dear! So modest, Nil.

Hey the world won't realise how great you are til you tell it ;)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 2 2008, 5:32 PM GMT

Ruby's going to end up the one asking everything!

At least people are posting! Pleased

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