Lewis I'm your friend so I'm trying to help you.
Times have changed, it's okay for a black man to drive an expensive car. The people behind are not chasing you, don't be paranoid! Slow down before you kill yourself. However the stereotype about all black men driving expensive cars are drug pushers remains. Lewis, I know your clean, you've nothing to hide. We are in South America, rife with cocaine. If an official waves a yellow flag, pull over, step out of the vehicle and let them search the vehicle for drugs, it's standard around here, trust me.
Oh, and with the US elections coming up we've written 'Obama' on your helmet it's a late sponsorship deal. I know the logo looks like a target but it's not, trust me.
Finally, because you missed the emergency drivers meeting, there's $500 for you in the Ferrari garage. Due to the credit crunch, when you stop for petrol you'll have to pay in cash. Don't let those bastards rip you off, they'll tell you to go but you wait for you change.
Ask for a receipt and don't let them charge for the tyres, they're suppose to have a 12 month guarantee.
Good luck Lewis.
Your friend Massa.
PS. Even if you don't win today. You can still get a job. Go to my plantation in Rio, and ask for me by name, Massa.
