Brand, Ross and Sachs Page 23

Quote: Griff @ October 30 2008, 12:56 AM BST

I liked the show when Matthew Kelly (after being cleared of paedo-ing) challenged Skinner as to why he made paedo jokes about him. Very uncomfortable viewing.

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Skinner chose to keep the interview going, and defended himself quite well too I thought.

Skinner also got Ulrika Jonsson to admit she shagged Prince Edward.

And back in his BBC days came on and said 'And now we've a woman who's no stranger to controversy, please welcome Rose West' and the band played 'Go West'. And all the audience applauded. The BBC chickened out though and it never went out.

Gary Glitter should do it.

He's probably more popular at the minute.

Special Guest Hitler.

Quote: Griff @ October 30 2008, 12:56 AM BST

I liked the show when Matthew Kelly (after being cleared of paedo-ing) challenged Skinner as to why he made paedo jokes about him. Very uncomfortable viewing.

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Oh yea was the joke something like.

Ok but ring Matthew first and tell him you're not coming.

The joke also involved Michael Jackson but damn I can't remember the full joke.

Just bear in mind, if any of you comedians decides to leave hysterically funny comments, laced with obscenities, about my daughter, on my answering machine...

...and then decides to publish those comments, possibly on YouTube, so the rest of the world can have a laugh and join in the amusing joke...

...or better still gets somebody famous and powerful to do it, someone who thinks they can do anything they like and are accountable to no-one, thereby getting far more publicity and lots more people to share in the general merriment...

...I will personally come looking for you. Understood? I'm not as nice as Andrew Sachs...

Ha Ha Ha! Only joking, of course, I don't really give a stuff. Fortunately, she doesn't live in the UK, so you can be as explicit as you like! All in the name of comedy, of course.

Of course you can.

Do you have a son?...

Quote: zooo @ October 30 2008, 1:10 AM BST

Do you have a son?...

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No, just one grown-up daughter. Why?...

Well it would be inappropriate for me to leave obscenities on your phone about a daughter.

Whereas if I had a son it'd be fair game?

I'm beginning to understand why there's a generation gap that divides opinions

I was only doing one of them joke things.

I will stop now, I'm not very good at them...

Trying to diffuse the tension?

It's OK.

Leave as many messages for the son, or daughter, as you like. Privately. But not for the parent. Or grandparent. That's what I meant.

Quote: zooo @ October 30 2008, 1:29 AM BST

I was only doing one of them joke things.

I will stop now, I'm not very good at them...

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Aww! I'm sure that everyone else understood. He's just been twisted by living in America.

Quote: Aaron @ October 30 2008, 1:41 AM BST

Aww! I'm sure that everyone else understood. He's just been twisted by living in America.

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That remark's not worth spit, Aaron.

And It's all kicked off! Only went for a pee and a bite to eat! Not at the same time though..

Yes. That could have got a bit messy. And sore.

Quote: Chickenoriental @ October 30 2008, 1:48 AM BST

And It's all kicked off! Only went for a pee and a bite to eat! Not at the same time though..

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Ooo Tim Minchin avatar. Good call. I likes him.