Anyone got one? Here`s one of mine...
The Zzzzz Anywhere Bed.
The size of a mobile phone. Pull the small cord and it inflates into a bed complete with duvets and pillows.
Use it anywhere. In the supermarket. Out for a walk. In the pub. Perfect for the 24/7 wrap around lifestyle.
Available in single and double
If its in a pub make mine a double
CRiYPs (pronounced 'cripes')
Chinese Restaurant in Your Pocket(s)
Noodles on the go!
I invented something that kinda took of a little, it was a while ago and it took about three or four weeks of my time but i believe it has paid off, i mean it is growing still and it is becoming quite popular, i'm not sure if you have heard of it, but i named it, the internet, it is a modest little thing but it pays my bills, i also invented the i-pod, i penned a little show called live aid, i dabbled in drinks and invented something called beer and i invented big brother, ow i also invented bull shit.
It'll never work.
Lol, I used to love that show.
Yeah i invented it.
Quote: Leevil @ June 23, 2007, 9:18 PMIt'll never work.
Lol, I used to love that show.
What was the name of the Jap Dr? *scratches head*
I invented a machine to identify and delete useless threads but Leevil managed to blow it up in the space of two hours. I wonder why?
** Scratches chin and looks quizically in the direction of Leevil **
I was going to invent a double-entendre detector but I scrapped it after Charley joined.
Quote: SlagA @ June 23, 2007, 9:36 PMI was going to invent a double-entendre detector but I scrapped it after Charley joined.
I didn't know she did double-entendres. Single ones maybe!
Quote: SlagA @ June 23, 2007, 9:36 PMI invented a machine to identify and delete useless threads but Leevil managed to blow it up in the space of two hours. I wonder why?
** Scratches chin and looks quizically in the direction of Leevil **
I was going to invent a double-entendre detector but I scrapped it after Charley joined.
It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat... You see... it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different... "CONCLUSIONS" written on it that you could... "JUMP TO"(!)
Mine was a never ending toilet roll. No one had to change it & the arguments on who could not be arsed to change it would cease.
Ever wondered why no one owns up to using the last square.
Ps. Lurrrrrrrrve the double-entendre thingy SlagA.