British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 318

Aaron - 'David Duke.'

I thought of another: people that fart in your face. My bf is always doing it. I tied him down once and he let me thinking I was being kinky. I stuck my arse in his face and let rip, his face was a picture!!!

Um.
You need a new boyfriend.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud!

Quote: zooo @ October 29 2008, 3:55 PM BST

Um.
You need a new boyfriend.

Ohhh is that an offer? Yay lady love!

She said boyfriend. You do understand the difference between boys and girls?

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 29 2008, 3:31 AM BST

I thought of another: people that fart in your face. My bf is always doing it. I tied him down once and he let me thinking I was being kinky. I stuck my arse in his face and let rip, his face was a picture!!!

Mmmmmm, classy!

The Daily Mail and idiots that jump on Bandwagons.

I was at the doctors' and there was a notice up saying the Phlebologist had had an accident and broken a bone, and the service would not be offered in the meantime. It ended saying she should be recovered sufficiently to return to work in six weeks. NOWHERE on this notice was any sort of date or time, and hence the six week declaration was entirely redundant. That pissed me off.

A lack of cheese in ones household also a lack crackers has a similar effect.

one's*

dirty apostrophes and the possessives rules.

Dirty*

Am I gonna have to give you an official warning? *waggles finger in a scolding manner*

TTPYO - Headaches. People who spit on the floor.

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