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Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:07 PM BST

After my latest hair mugging, people at work refer to me as 'lego-head'. I think they perhaps just let the receptionist have a go, for a laugh.

Oh dear. The number one worst haircut I had made me look like a poodle with a mullet. Bloody showy hairdressers, I might do it myself next time.

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 9:09 PM BST

Robyn, contact eBay/PayPal.

eBay have been contacted, and that's the only hope now.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:05 PM BST

I've only just moved to London, so it's a case of moving from hairdressers to hairdressers, recieving a series of horrific hair-dos, as I search for my perfect scissor emporium.

Where are you living? I definitely won't come round and bum you in the middle of the night.

Quote: JuliaC @ October 28 2008, 9:09 PM BST

Oh dear. The number one worst haircut I had made me look like a poodle with a mullet.

*snigger*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:00 PM BST

As this is the pissed off thread, I will add hairdressers who nod when you say 'bit of a trim and tidy', then go ahead and hack great lumps of hair out and give you an un-asked for semi-mental fringe. Then charge you TWENTY FIVE SODDING QUID!

Try paying £120 for a cut and colour and they don't trim, they hack. They don't give you honey blonde and autumn red streaks they give you barbie blonde hair them throw a few bits of tarty red in and THEN complain Angry

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 9:11 PM BST

Where are you living? I definitely WILL come round and bum you in the middle of the night.
I'll ride you like a slutty pony. In return you can put cigarettes out on me. Burn me Matt, burn me.

A quite nice bit of Ealing. Though getting used to living in a flat is tricky-people are bloody noisy!!

Quote: JuliaC @ October 28 2008, 9:09 PM BST

Oh dear. The number one worst haircut I had made me look like a poodle with a mullet. Bloody showy hairdressers, I might do it myself next time.

The worst ever haircut I ever has was supose to be based on Fearne Cotton. My friend at school thought I was her boyfriend from behind and I had my arsed pinched then stroked. So I supose it wasn't the worst reaction to a haircut :D

Ah, not a bad area (in places). :)

Wait... That made no sense.

I'm off, bydee bye!

I used to live in Eeeeealing!!!

It's quite nice!
Some rather posh streets. (not many, like. But some.)

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 9:15 PM BST

Ah, not a bad area (in places). :)

Wait... That made no sense.

I rarely do to be honest.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 9:17 PM BST

I'm off, bydee bye!

Toodles. Wave

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 9:20 PM BST

I rarely do to be honest.

Join the club! *High fives PP.*

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 9:20 PM BST

I rarely do to be honest.

Can't say I'd noticed.

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 9:23 PM BST

Can't say I'd noticed.

'Aaron-Duke Of Deadpan'

'Aaron - Duke of Dorkness'.

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