I'm just saying if staring someone down in order to stop them throwing dog crap at you, you'd better have some superpowers. 
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Robyn is wondering how her hoody managed to get so rain soaked in about three minutes of time outside.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 8:53 PM BSTSuperman. Nothing to do with the comic book hero; I just think you're lovely.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. You guys are so cute together! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:53 PM BSTI'm just saying if staring someone down in order to stop them throwing dog crap at you, you'd better have some superpowers.
I never said anything about trying to stop him.
That is kinky, even for you!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:59 PM BST
That is kinky, even for you!
*Imagines Aaron, writhing in ecstasy, dog muck smeared all over his naked, hairless torso* I think I just broke my imagination chip.
hairless?
Quote: zooo @ October 28 2008, 9:03 PM BSThairless?
Quite!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:59 PM BST
That is kinky, even for you!
Not kinky. Just not noticeable.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:01 PM BST*Imagines Aaron, writhing in ecstasy, dog muck smeared all over his naked, hairless torso* I think I just broke my imagination chip.
Mine too. 
I mean, Aaron? Naked?
Quote: zooo @ October 28 2008, 9:03 PM BSThairless?
I have first hand experience. If you tossed him naked across a shiny surface he could slide for miles; he's practically frictionless.
Is he 'skimable' on flat water? I reckon we'd get at least 3 skims out of him.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2008, 9:13 PM BSTIs he 'skimable' on flat water? I reckon we'd get at least 3 skims out of him.
He skips across open water like a big, sexy pebble. It's quite beautiful.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 28 2008, 9:07 PM BSTMine too.
You're only thinking about it. I have to live with it. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 7:42 PM BSTI'm surprised I was even alive to ya!
Well, there is that to it.