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I hate pancakes, and I hate people who smoke.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:45 AM BST

That was brilliant I thought; and surprisingly gruesome for a TV show! When that zombie had his head fully caved in! Bad ass!!

...And people who exclaim "Bad ass", especially with numerous exclamation marks. Unimpressed

People who say ASS instead of ARSE. Or BUTT.

Unless they are American. Of course. :)

TTPYO:

When people leave the remote on top of the TV.

Forf**k'ssakewhat'sthef**kingpointofleavingitthereyoumightaswellhaveoneofthoseTVsfromthe70swhereyouhadtowalkoverittoswitchf**kingchannels.

Quote: zooo @ October 28 2008, 2:39 PM BST

TTPYO:

When people leave the remote on top of the TV.

Forf**k'ssakewhat'sthef**kingpointofleavingitthereyoumightaswellhaveoneofthoseTVsfromthe70swhereyouhadtowalkoverittoswitchf**kingchannels.

Laughing out loud

I'm sensing some anger in the zooo household. :D

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 10:09 AM BST

...And people who exclaim "Bad ass", especially with numerous exclamation marks. Unimpressed

You Aaron-YOU!!!

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 2:57 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I'm sensing some anger in the zooo household. :D

:D Just a tad.

I have recovered now.

I was in a public toilet yesterday (of a cinema), and there was a guy standing over a urinal taking a piss, and he was talking loudly on his mobile phone at the same time. THAT REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED ME. >_<

That's disgusting.

I dread to think how many germs there are crawling all over his mobile, and now, everyone he's touched since.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 28 2008, 3:41 PM BST

I was in a public toilet yesterday (of a cinema), and there was a guy standing over a urinal taking a piss, and he was talking loudly on his mobile phone at the same time. THAT REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED ME. >_<

Hands free? Or did you help him out Whistling nnocently

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 10:09 AM BST

I hate pancakes, and I hate people who smoke.

Teary But...but...Pancakes are nice...?

Smoking sucks, I'll grant you that.

I hate people who think that a woman should cook and clean for his boyfriend even though she's already working 40 hours a week for 5.75 an hour, studying neuroscience and gets very stressed out when cooking Angry

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 2:55 AM BST

Stockport Chavs are Skallies. Just thought I would throw that one in.

And ruby Wax. *Shudder*

Nottingham Chavs > Stockport Chavs.

End of...

And yes - *Shudder*

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 6:19 PM BST

I hate people who think that a woman should cook and clean for his boyfriend even though she's already working 40 hours a week for 5.75 an hour, studying neuroscience and gets very stressed out when cooking Angry

Poor Bloke and welcome whoever you are Wave

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 6:19 PM BST

I hate people who think that a woman should cook and clean for his boyfriend even though she's already working 40 hours a week for 5.75 an hour, studying neuroscience and gets very stressed out when cooking Angry

Does anyone actually think that?
I don't know any!

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 6:19 PM BST

Teary But...but...Pancakes are nice...?

Smoking sucks, I'll grant you that.

I hate people who think that a woman should cook and clean for his boyfriend even though she's already working 40 hours a week for 5.75 an hour, studying neuroscience and gets very stressed out when cooking Angry

In my opinion. If a woman ( or a man ) wants to do all the home stuff even if they work, it fine, it's their choice AS long as it is realised by the other partner it is a privilge, not a role and should that partner decide that they want them to do more to help out, they get off their bums and do so without complaining.

Personally, If I was with a man who had to work long hours while I only worked part time or not at all, I would take on the majority of the household tasks. If it was the other way around though, I would expect him to do the same for me.

As part of my Open Uni coursework a long while back, I had to look at womens role in the home and they was a study that showed while today most couples do the same amount of time doing housework and work outside the home in total, still men were putting in more of those hours at work while the women put them in at home! Interesting....

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 6:19 PM BST

Teary But...but...Pancakes are nice...?

Sick

What kind of pancakes?

There are two types. The thick ones with maple syrup, and the thin ones on Pancake Day with lemon and sugar.

I LIKE BOTH!

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