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Things that piss you off Page 312

Good man.

Not *really*. He gets a new iPod Nano (His Mini is completely broken) if he gets it all done by Wednesday, so he should really just graft at it.

Sounds like an even better reason to put it off.

Rolling eyes Not to me. He complains to me constantly about his lack of iPod at the moment.

That whiny little bitch. Smack him upside his head. :)

38,400 posts. Go me. \o/

Haha! Good plan, but I'd feel guilty afterwards...Probably worth it all the same...

Woohoo! How long before 40,000? :P

Maybe a week.

Teenage wankers. Just had to give one an earful of my rape alarm cause the little bastard tried to grab me. He acted all tough and alpha male right up til I pulled the pin and clampt it to his ear where upon he squealed like a girl while his mate legged it. Have they got nothing better to do than sit at bus stops and shout and leer at every woman who goes past?

Oh dear, Ruby! :( Hug

It's alright. Believe it or not I am more than use to it although it does make it sound as if I live in the Bronx. If they were older men, I would have been scared but teenage boys especially janners are just a annoying joke. When on the rare occasion ignoring them doesn't work. I find very good quality personal alarms combined with shouting "You want a piece of me motherf**ker? Huh? HUH?" makes them back off.

I have PMT at the moment.

Janners?

Devon Chavs.

Stockport Chavs are Skallies. Just thought I would throw that one in.

Oh! Here's one: When you can't find a lighter that works and you have to team up two lighters:One with a gammy flint and one with no fuel. Really annoys me. Tossers.

And ruby Wax. *Shudder*

And steak that's bloody. You may as well go to a feild and bite into the backside of a cow.

Pancakes.

Princesses.

;)

Only joshing. You're up late, Princess of P.

Watching videos, presumably!!! I am working.

Well the pancake lady has gorn.. dum-de-dum-de-dum ... I am on midnight binning (commercial properties) with my Netbook at the ready..

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