Status report Page 35

You think I'm ugly, I HATE YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It always gets like this when I am *ahem* a bit late.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 27 2008, 10:34 PM BST

You think I'm ugly, I HATE YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It always gets like this when I am *ahem* a bit late.

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Even if you miss the bus?

Not that kind of late.

To quote IT Crowd - First scene in CARRIE!

UH OH!

uhhh...ummmm look over there something made of cotton.

*Cheeses it*

But Gav, I have so much to share with you!

Winterlight is enjoying meddling with a picture he took yesterday.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 27 2008, 10:39 PM BST

But Gav, I have so much to share with you!

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Alright.

Wait a minute...

Put a box of these in a blokes bathroom, it's like sunlight to vampires.

NOTE: Never ever just type "Tampons" into google for a image search. >_<

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 27 2008, 10:50 PM BST

Put a box of these in a blokes bathroom, it's like sunlight to vampires.

NOTE: Never ever just type "Tampons" into google for a image search. >_<

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NOTE: Never ever try to use Tampons on vampires.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 27 2008, 10:51 PM BST

NOTE: Never ever try to use Tampons on vampires.

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That is the first thing I think of when attacked by vampires. Where are the tampons.

There once was a vampire called Mable,
Whose periods were very unstable,
On the night of a full moon,
She got a big spoon,
And drank herself under the table.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 27 2008, 10:55 PM BST

There once was a vampire called Mable,
Whose periods were very unstable,
On the night of a full moon,
She got a big spoon,
And drank herself under the table.

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That a semi biographical piece?

Ew.