Foxtrot Oscar
A supervillain who can tell police to f**k off on their radios.
A bit pointless.
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Duopus Man
Just like an octopus apart from having only two arms. He squirts ink from his bumhole to jet propel himself forward. So basically a bloke, with ink bum skills.
The sex men.
Like the X men, only instead of mutant powers. They all met on the sex offenders register.
Solve crimes mainly involving stealing womens underwear from Topshop, and hanging around Scout huts.
Common trait: facial hair.
BinMan
1) Has the stamina to argue with you all day about why he's not taking what you left next to the bins.
2) Uses his super strength to pull your wheelie bin over to the dust cart (as long as he can pull it with three fingers).
3) Can deploy his encyclopaedic knowledge of bad language at a second's notice.
4) Can contact his super-powered friends in the No Justice League (aka The Council) for assistance in difficult cases where granny accidentally puts a window envelope in the recycling bin and needs a dose of Total Law Enforcement.
Captain Ladies Man.
A 40 something bloke with an old porsche, a medallion and the worlds last bottle of Old Spice.
Can make an entire night club of women feel rather uncomfortable with one cheesy line.
Weakness, his power comes from 500 years worth of Razzles stacked under his bed.
Spiderman, pronounced without a hyphen. The Jewish wallcrawler.
Joel Spiderman?
Henman
Special Powers: Chicken choking and nob gagging
Bussellboy!
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! (Well actually he just steps over them).
Spiderman
He can't get out of the bath
Captain America
Grossly overweight and likes to start fights with people smaller than him (basically everyone)
The Incredible Sulk
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Schlongman.
Thwarts evil with one swipe of his impressive weapon, knocking villains to the ground, and shocking the general public with the sheer size of his tallywhacker.
Whyayeman
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 27 2008, 3:26 PM BSTThe Incredible Sulk
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So what's his secret identity? eh, eh?
Shoe-viet Bravo
A viet cong veteran who joins the police and throws shoes with unparalleled accuracy.
Irony man. The most sarcastic of the Avengers.
Geordie racer.
A notherner with a whole of shed full of highly trained pigeons of justice.
wo-man
special weapon - her cock.
Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2008, 3:31 PM BSTShoe-viet Bravo
A viet cong veteran who joins the police and throws shoes with unparalleled accuracy.
"That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"