Nob Man
Saves the World with his mighty nob. Nice sideline in nob gags.
Let's invent a rubbish superhero. Page 2
Captain Foresight.
The power to see how things could have gone better after they've happened.
Captain Foreskin
"Your bullets cannot harm me, my prepuce is like a shield of steel!"
Catman
With the amazing ability to puke on your rug
Thor!
He's stubbed his toe and has a lisp
Daily Mail Man
With the supernatural ability to whip up old ladies and stupid people into a xenophobic frenzy.
English Man
Strengths: Moaning about the weather
Weaknesses: A nice cup of tea and a chocolate hob-nob
Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 27 2008, 10:48 AM BSTAaron Man
Forever Clark Kent no matter how hard he tries to unbutton his shirt to reveal Superman.
Weakness:
Zooois LaneKryptonite:
Frankie Rage
Inspired. Not entirely sure about the kryptonite though.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 27 2008, 11:13 AM BSTFlash Norden.
Pokes fun at other superhero mishaps.
Bravo.
Quote: Huge Bear @ October 27 2008, 1:46 AM BSTDidn't there used to be a load of them on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
I love that bit of "Whose Line..."!
Quote: David Bussell @ October 27 2008, 8:30 AM BSTMandrill - Part Man, Part Black & Decker.
Brill-
Quote: David Bussell @ October 27 2008, 11:29 AM BSTFlightless bird man.
-iant.
Mr Forumator!
Special skills: Owning no social skills.
Mr Sloppy Party Bottom!
Special skills: I'd rather not say.
Horse Man: 'With the awesome power of a horse he can leap fences of a reasonable height in one leap(with a decent run up)'
Gaydar
Catch phrase: "yes I'm sure he is".
Quote: Lee Henman @ October 27 2008, 12:39 PM BSTCaptain Foreskin
"Your bullets cannot harm me, my prepuce is like a shield of steel!"
Using correct medical terminology doesn't stop it being a nob gag, Henman.
Craneman.
He can lift heavy things within a reasonable radius, but nowadays is mostly worried about being mistaken for a man-bird hybrid.
Quote: Winterlight @ October 27 2008, 2:18 PM BSTMr Forumator!
Special skills: Owning no social skills.
Where's the realism?
Quote: David Bussell @ October 27 2008, 2:24 PM BSTUsing correct medical terminology doesn't stop it being a nob gag, Henman.
Hey, don't knock nob gags!
The Ploughman's lunch.
Sharper than a branston pickle, stronger than cathedral city cheddar and with a cox's apple of justice.
Even though I know I wouldn't like a ploughman's, I've always wanted to try one. Makes me think of proper cosy village pubs and the like.