Things that piss you off Page 310

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 24 2008, 12:41 PM BST

What'd they do? Or not do?

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Haven't sorted out my Extra card yet. Apparently it's taking around 17/18 days at the moment, as opposed to the 7 they advertise. Bastards.

*wants to buy cheap shit*

Quote: Finck @ October 24 2008, 1:17 PM BST

I need a personal tailor.

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I need a personal stylist.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 3:45 PM BST

I am back and with a lot more underwear than I left with.

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Only Gavin wanted to know that.

I was in La Senza and while other ladies looked through all the delicate and sexy lingerie, I raided the 5 pants for £10 bin.

Cause I am all about class.

Well you were in La Senza rather than ASDA or something anyway, which I guess counts for something...? :/

They do good sales, that's why!

I was still in the bargin bin! But they are bargins.

The La Senza cheap pants are great! And I know what you mean about NUS, Aaron. I'm only allowed an Associate card at the moment, and so many shops get uppity about it.

When I was a student and I came home for a week, I went shopping with my mum and I used my NUS to get a discount and the woman said she wasn't going to accept it because she thought it was fake as her son had one where the picture was put on by computer and mine was laminated. I then produced my student ID card with my photo and name and my mum very politely asked if she wanted to continue being snooty or would she like to get the manager?!

I did find when you hand over a NUS card in a non student town, the shop or bar staff will react as if you just gave them a bomb.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 12:44 PM BST

I think I have said it before but I NEED to say it again.

Men who will not take NO for answer. NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. NO I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND. I DON'T FUDGING CARE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I AM NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, YOU ONLY MET ME AT THE FUDGING BAR 20 MINUTES AGO. NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NUMBER. COULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF!

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Ever contemplated taping a large carrot to your thigh. Then put his hand on your thigh, wink at him and say.

"I always wanted a man who wanted to know what it was like to be like a woman,"

That said tough luck, an exflatmate went out with a guy who stalked her for a fortnight. Proper stalking, as in following her home from work and hanging outside her flat for 5 hours till she came out.

He dumped her for being to clingy.

It's a funny old world.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 5:45 PM BST

When I was a student and I came home for a week, I went shopping with my mum and I used my NUS to get a discount and the woman said she wasn't going to accept it because she thought it was fake as her son had one where the picture was put on by computer and mine was laminated. I then produced my student ID card with my photo and name and my mum very politely asked if she wanted to continue being snooty or would she like to get the manager?!

I did find when you hand over a NUS card in a non student town, the shop or bar staff will react as if you just gave them a bomb.

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I think I'd have said.

They do laminate the cards for special needs kids. They do like to nibble them.

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2008, 6:01 PM BST

That said tough luck, an exflatmate went out with a guy who stalked her for a fortnight. Proper stalking, as in following her home from work and hanging outside her flat for 5 hours till she came out.

He dumped her for being to clingy.

It's a funny old world.

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I've had that! So have people I know.

They was this one guy at uni who would turn up on at our door at 4am cause he was "just passing by". We had a sign on the inside of the door saying "If someone called Phil asks for Cassie, Roo, or Narinda, we don't live here".

Oh no I know blokes who do that and it's just mega wrong.

It's the girls who go for it, it weirds me.

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2008, 6:17 PM BST

Oh no I know blokes who do that and it's just mega wrong.

It's the girls who go for it, it weirds me.

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Is it your evil Clone J-Ytoos?

I'm so evil I am my own evil clone.

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2008, 6:26 PM BST

I'm so evil I am my own evil clone.

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Pft. I have an evil clone who is nice to everyone....I will destroy him.

People who refer to me as wierd in the bad way because I am positive and friendly and like cute stuff, etc, and try to make me feel bad by telling me that I am a airhead and childish and you live in the real world blah blah blah. It's actually very boring and unoriginal and if your own life is that sad that you have to bring someone else down to your level because they seem happier than you, all you are doing is making me pity you.

It must really suck to be you, having to be so negative all the time and not enjoying that gift known as life that doesn't last forever and a lot of people in worse off situations than yourself still manage to find time to enjoy precious moments and the goods things about living. If you don't like what I like that is fine but don't try and drag me into your little web of self hate by lashing out at me.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 27 2008, 4:11 AM BST

People who refer to me as wierd in the bad way because I am positive and friendly and like cute stuff, etc, and try to make me feel bad by telling me that I am a airhead and childish and you live in the real world blah blah blah. It's actually very boring and unoriginal and if your own life is that sad that you have to bring someone else down to your level because they seem happier than you, all you are doing is making me pity you.

It must really suck to be you, having to be so negative all the time and not joying that gift known as life that doesn't last forever and a lot of people in worse off situations than yourself still manage to find time to enjoy precious moments and the goods things about living. If you don't like what I like that is fine but don't try and drag me into your little web of self hate by lashing out at me.

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Aaron will get you for spelling weird "wierd"

I always do that I have no clue why.

Quote: Huge Bear @ October 27 2008, 12:25 PM BST

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I had my reasons for posting.

New one. People who don't know how to make a decent cup of tea.