Look, Aaron, zooo, I've been over this before. Santa Claus is the bloke's name, Father Christmas is his title. A bit like zooo is the name and Ultimate Deity, Mistress Of All She Surveys is the title.
See you in a week Page 11
Ha!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 25 2008, 11:08 PM BSTWhat the flip are you talking about? A URL would be helpful at this juncture. I've been detained by the real world for most of today.
Ruby explained all about Santa orgins etc I'll try and find link, and I came up with a plan to steal the Coca Coal trucks, with my partners in Christmas based crime.
Quote: zooo @ October 25 2008, 11:09 PM BSTCor.
Oh, honestly, zooo. Can't two manly men cleave haltingly to each other's oiled glistening chests, so close that they can feel each other's heartbeat, breathe in the other's musky smell, without the likes of you turning it into something homoerotic and downright sordid?
Quote: Gavin @ October 25 2008, 11:19 PM BSTRuby explained all about Santa orgins etc I'll try and find link, and I came up with a plan to steal the Coca Coal trucks, with my partners in Christmas based crime.
I'm well up for that.
*zooo has died*
*she leaves her worldly goods to the neighbour's cat*
Aaron, you've killed zooo with gay sex.
Probably how she'd have wanted it.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 25 2008, 11:20 PM BSTOh, honestly, zooo. Can't two manly men cleave haltingly to each other's oiled glistening chests, so close that they can feel each other's heartbeat, breathe in the other's musky smell, without the likes of you turning it into something homoerotic and downright sordid?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 25 2008, 11:25 PM BSTAaron, you've killed zooo with gay sex.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 25 2008, 11:25 PM BSTProbably how she'd have wanted it.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 25 2008, 11:20 PM BSTOh, honestly, zooo. Can't two manly men cleave haltingly to each other's oiled glistening chests, so close that they can feel each other's heartbeat, breathe in the other's musky smell, without the likes of you turning it into something homoerotic and downright sordid?
I'm liking the thought that I might "glisten".
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 25 2008, 10:44 PM BSTIn no particular order
Me, Julia, Finck, Scats, zooo, Leevil, Griff & Seefacts.
Oh thanks just leave me out, that is dandy. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 25 2008, 11:49 PM BSTOh thanks just leave me out, that is dandy.
You weren't here Rubes. 
Quote: Aaron @ October 25 2008, 11:45 PM BSTI'm liking the thought that I might "glisten".
Only because of the oil. And your perspiration as your pulse races.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 25 2008, 11:53 PM BSTYou weren't here Rubes.
AND?!
YOUR RATIONAL POINT IS......?