NewsRevue again! Page 30

Just thought I'd make people think the NR running order has landed.

It hasn't.

ha ha!

Isn't this week the first week of the new run?

If so, should be an interesting running order.

Also, I got another cheque today from NR.
Funnily enough, I had FAR LESS sketches in this run, yet the cheque was noticeably bigger than last time.

Let's have a bet on who gets the most.

I wager a poem praising the winner.

Any one going to top that?

I haven't got anything to wager.

It definitely won't be me getting the most in.
I only submitted a handful of sketches, and they were mostly "made to order" from their material requests.

Back on the mo-fo block, homies!

Julie Spitter1Mandelson Medley
Daniel and James Smales2Judge Judy
Cast3Kerry Katona
Mikey J4Hitler
Sarah Hutchings5Recession V/O
Gary Bainbridge6Cliff
Dan Payne & James Smales7Boris Water Fountain V/O
Julie Spitter8Speed Dating Sarah Palin/Gordon Brown
Joel Soetendorp9Dr. Shakespeare
Terry Newman10My Bitch Now
Martin Malcolm11Boris Bollocking 1
Dan Payne & James Smales12Judge Judy 2
Sarah Hutchings13Recession V/O
Noel Christopher14Bank for Sale
Cast15Evita
Lucy Senton16Lyrical Terrorist
Jess Fostokew17Beckham Personalities
Daniel Moore18Jade V/O
Dan Payne & James Smales19Zac Effron
Sarah Hutchings20Cindy & Michelle
Terry Newman21Osama Sorry
Martin Malcolm22Boris Bollocking 2 (V/O)
Mikey J23Orville
Mark Bell24Musical Chairs
Dan Payne & James Smales25Judge Judy 3
Terry Newman26Blue Peter
Gary Bainbridge27Jordan & Peter
Julie Spitter28Speed Dating Sarah Palin/Robert Mugabe
29Bush and Laura
Sarah Hutchings30Recession V/O
Julie Spitter31Something Stupid
Terry Newman32Gang Warning
Martin Malcolm33Boris Bollocking 3 (V/O)
Joel Soetendorp34Be Nice
Sarah Hutchings35Recession Reveal V/O
Dan Payne & James Smales36Jade Goody

Cliff, Jordan and Peter!!!!

Are they up on here?

Quote: zooo @ October 24 2008, 8:14 PM BST

Cliff, Jordan and Peter!!!!

Are they up on here?

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Cliff is. But Jordan and Peter aren't. I'll PM you.

Yay!

weird how they've used a couple of my oldies, whereas my handful of made to order sketches, based on their material requests didn't make it.

Quote: Mikey J @ October 25 2008, 1:14 PM BST

weird how they've used a couple of my oldies, whereas my handful of made to order sketches, based on their material requests didn't make it.

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Sometimes their material requests won't result in any decent submissions, so they don't run with them. Or maybe other people wrote better ones than yourself. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

not worried about it, just surprised they used oldie sketches that I sent in ages ago.

There you go.
This week's running order.

Sorry about the mess of the formatting.
It's coz I copy and paste straight from the NR spreadsheet file.

Why do they put it in a spreadsheet anyway????

Run Number:Run 71Date:30/10/2008
Week Number:2
Director:Gemma Whelan
MD:Richard Bates
Castaniel Moore, Simon Grant, Rebecca Hamway, Liane-Rose Bunce
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRunDescription
Terry Newman1London Town1London grumbling to tune of Mountain town (South Park: The Movie)
Daniel and James Smales2Judge Judy1McCain vs. Obama is Judge Judy's court
Cast3Kerry Katona1The Phil and Fern interview on This Morning
John Langford4Osborne & reporter1Osborne is interviewed by the press
Sarah Hutchings5Recession V/O1?
Gary Bainbridge6Cliff1Cliff defends his sexuality
Terry Newman7BBC Apology V/O1BBC apologises for Brand/Ross-gate
Dan Payne & James Smales8Give Blood V/O1Blood donations use McCain as a marketing ploy
Julie Spitter9Speed Dating Sarah Palin/Gordon Brown1Sarah Palin flirts with Gordon Brown
Joel Soetendorp10Dr. Shakespeare1David Tennant discusses roles on stage
Cast11Evita1Madonna gives a failed love song
Robin Miller123's a Crowd1Boris and Jacqui Smith discuss the rule of three
Terry Newman13My Bitch Now1Customer complains to bank manager
Sarah Hutchings14Recession V/O1?
Noel Christopher15Bank for Sale1Gordon Brown offers the bank for sale
Cast16Springtime for Palin1Tribute to The Producers
Gordon Robertson17Dido's New Album1Poking fun at Dido's music and suicide.
Tom Johnstone18Brand V/O1Russell Brand leaves a message on Sarah Palin's answer machine
Julie Spitter19Mandy Medley1Gospel song about Peter M
Lucy Senton20Lyrical Terrorist1How WH Smith employees spend break time
Dan Payne & James Smales21Zac Effron1Zac Effron considers more mature work than High School musicals
Sarah Hutchings22Cindy & Michelle1The presidental candidates wives have an argument
Terry Newman23Osama Sorry1Osama Bin Laden apologises for taking the wrong approach
Joel Soetendorp24Be Nice1Palin and McCain at a conference
Sarah Hutchings25Recession V/O1?
Mikey J26Orville1Gordon sits with Orville
Mark Bell27Musical Chairs1The Cabinet reshuffle is decided
Terry Newman28Gang Warning1How to identify is your child is in a gang
James Witt29Iraq Pack Medley1The Republican Party have a sing
Tom Johnstone30V/O Russell Brand1Russell Brand leaves a message on Osama's voicemail
Terry Newman31Blue Peter1Fired presenters give an alternative anniversary celebration
Gary Bainbridge32Jordan & Peter1Jordan asks Peter for a carcinogenic shopping list
Julie Spitter33Sarah Palin Speed Dating: Mugabe1Sarah Palin meets Robert Mugabe and finds common ground
Sarah Hutchings34Recession Reveal V/O 1!
Dan Payne & James Smales35Jade Goody1Jade goes under the knife

Oh! Got one in That's a first!

Thanks for putting it up Mikey, see your Orville one made it in the end

Well done, Rob.
(although, I always thought you'd got sketches and songs in before)

Yeah, I resent that Orville (Gordon) song to them upon the change of run.
It's been used two weeks in a row now.

I got another resend in last week too. My Hitler Energy Prices sketch, which I was surprised they actually used last week.
But they haven't used it this time. My guess is that it didn't go down to well with the audience as it was a bit risque.

This week's NR running order.

Seems very similar to last week's.

Run Number:Run 71Date:30/10/2008
Week Number:3
Director:Gemma Whelan
MD:Richard Bates
Castaniel Moore, Simon Grant, Rebecca Hamway, Liane-Rose Bunce
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRunDescription
Terry Newman1London Town1London grumbling to tune of Mountain town (South Park: The Movie)
Andrew Non2Obama Voiceover1Gag about shaving
Joel Soetendorp3Lorraine Kelly and Prescott1Lorraine interviews Prescott about his documentary
Liane-Rose Bunce4Unexpected Client1Manuel gets a whipping
Julie Spitter5Palin Speed Dating – Gordon Brown1Sarah Palin flirts with Gordon Brown
John Langford6Osborne & reporter1Osborne is interviewed by the press
Sarah Hutchings7Recession V/O1?
Cast8Springtime for Palin1Palin tries to seize control of the White House
Joel Soetendorp9Dr. Shakespeare1David Tennant discusses roles on stage
Sarah Hutchings10Mandy Runner 11Mandelson spotted in London
Cast11Evita1Madonna gives a failed love song
Daniel and James Smales12Judge Judy Squirrels1Red squirrel vs grey squirrel in Judge Judy's court
Tom Johnstone13Russell Brand and Osama V/O1Russell Brand leaves a message on Osama's voicemail
Robin Miller143's a Crowd1Boris and Jacqui Smith discuss the rule of three
Sarah Hutchings15Recession V/O1?
Gary Bainbridge16Cliff1Cliff defends his sexuality
Noel Christopher17Bank for Sale1Gordon Brown offers the bank for sale
Sarah Hutchings18Mandy Runner 21Mandelson spotted in London
Lucy Senton19Lyrical Terrorist1How WH Smith employees spend break time
Dan Payne & James Smales20Zac Effron1Zac Effron considers more mature work than High School musicals
Terry Newman21My Bitch Now1Customer complains to bank manager
Terry Newman22Osama Sorry1Osama Bin Laden apologises for taking the wrong approach
Sarah Hutchings23Recession V/O1?
Mikey J24Orville1Gordon sits with Orville
Mark Bell25Musical Chairs1The Cabinet reshuffle is decided
Terry Newman26Gang Warning1How to identify is your child is in a gang
James Witt27Iraq Pack Medley1The Republican Party have a sing
Sarah Hutchings28Mandy Runner 31Mandelson spotted in London
Terry Newman29Blue Peter1Fired presenters give an alternative anniversary celebration
Gary Bainbridge30Jordan & Peter1Jordan asks Peter for a carcinogenic shopping list
Cast31Gotta Get a Gimmick1The Ex-Dictators offer advice to Obama for his presidency
32Fireworks1Gordon Brown offers a budget solution for fireworks displays
Julie Spitter33Sarah Palin Speed Dating: Mugabe1Sarah Palin meets Robert Mugabe and finds common ground
Sarah Hutchings34Recession V/O1?
Julie Spitter35Mandy Medley1Gospel song about Peter M