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Things that piss you off Page 309

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 12:44 PM BST

I think I have said it before but I NEED to say it again.

Men who will not take NO for answer. NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. NO I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND. I DON'T FUDGING CARE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I AM NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, YOU ONLY MET ME AT THE FUDGING BAR 20 MINUTES AGO. NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NUMBER. COULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF!

Awwww. :)

It just upsets me a little. I find male attention quite frightening most of the time and when you have someone who won't stop even after you have said thanks but no thanks is actually distressing to me, even if they are trying to be romantic

If someone says no, you should accept that. There is no circumstance whatsoever you should continue to try.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 12:49 PM BST

It just upsets me a little. I find male attention quite frightening most of the time and when you have someone who won't stop even after you have said thanks but no thanks is actually distressing to me, even if they are trying to be romantic

If someone says no, you should accept that. There is no circumstance whatsoever you should continue to try.

Prezunctly.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 24 2008, 12:44 PM BST

I think I have said it before but I NEED to say it again.

Men who will not take NO for answer. NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. NO I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND. I DON'T FUDGING CARE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. I AM NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, YOU ONLY MET ME AT THE FUDGING BAR 20 MINUTES AGO. NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NUMBER. COULD YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF!

:( It's just 'cos you is lovely. Console

I think I need to shop.

Good idea! What would you like to buy, Ruby-doo?

...I think I need a magic quick cook oven.

I want a new coat. But I can't find one that I like (and can afford). That kind of pisses me off. :)

Tell me about it, Finck!

I trudged round town for about two hours last week with the intent of buying clothes, but I found nothing. NOTHING!

Quote: Winterlight @ October 24 2008, 1:08 PM BST

Tell me about it, Finck!

I trudged round town for about two hours last week with the intent of buying clothes, but I found nothing. NOTHING!

Yeah, it's awful. I need a personal tailor. And money.

I do have about 15 coats and jackets hanging in my wardrobe, but my favourite one has been stolen from the train by a junkie during a prolonged stop at Hannover main station.

He wasn't even a size 6.

We sound like twats, btw.

I tried on a girls coat yesterday. It was a size 12 and I could just about do the buttons up.

Does this mean I'm likely to be a 16?!

Quote: Winterlight @ October 24 2008, 1:22 PM BST

I tried on a girls coat yesterday. It was a size 12 and I could just about do the buttons up.

Does this mean I'm likely to be a 16?!

No, it means you really shouldn't wear girls' clothes.

But she'd just tried my coat on!

It would have been rude for me not to return the gesture.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 24 2008, 12:54 PM BST

Good idea! What would you like to buy, Ruby-doo?

...I think I need a magic quick cook oven.

Like Finck I need a new coat but I can't find one I like.

There is a top I really want but waiting for my first pay day to get it.

Oh dear looks like I will just have to go and look in every shop til I find something. Whistling nnocently

:O What a disaster...! :P

I am back and with a lot more underwear than I left with.

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