Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 10:06 PM BST
Along similar lines is general over familiarity. You've just been introduced to someone and then they act like they've known you for a thousand years. Arrrgh! F**k off ya creep!
Do what I do: tell them about your deepest most personal thoughts, feelings, ideas and memories. Believe me, it will make anyone who "acts like they've known you for a thousand years" pretend they don't know you when you start telling them about the poo corelation. They will avoid you if you show them the daigram. With pictures.
(Note: The Poo Correlation Explained:
Green Poo: Easy to come out, not pile-inflicting, pain to clean up.
Brown Poo: Fairly easy to come out, risk of piles is slightly higher than the green variety, only a little to clean up.
Black Poo: Hard to get out, more often than not results in piles, hardly any mess.)
On a nicer note: I love writing my own little comedies. I would never show them to anyone else though They are my own little pleasures!