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Reasons to dislike people. Page 26

Ooo.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 23 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Agreed, even if it was a joke. I have a friend who does that on purpose far too often.

Examples?

Her dad did one yesterday.

That, but not who I was thinking of! There was the time that the mentioned friend was in a room with a load of us, including my best friend and her ex - who we're also friends with. The first guy made a joke about the reason why the latter two broke up, and just completely stopped one half of the room talking to the other.

(Made noooo sense without names!)

There was this girl at my uni who use to tell people the most eye poping stuff that had happened to her. Terrible stuff you wouldn't wish on anyone! I don't know if she was lying about it all but we caught her out a lot and for someone who had been through the terrible things she said had happened to her, she was really open about it and mentioned stuff a lot.

One scary thing about her was if she wasn't getting your attention, especially if you were a guy she liked, she would ether lose her temper or say something really bad. On one ocassion, a lot of us were on our way to a pub and two of our party, one being a guy she had the hots for, the other a really sweet girl, were getting on really well. As we were walking, the two started to hold hands (awwww) and this was the point this mad woman stormed up behind them and said.

"Kieron, did you know Holly is a virgin. You should lose you virginity to Kieron! He is a nice guy. Not like the guy who raped me when I was 15".

What the hell do you say or do when someone says that?! We were all just in stunned slience the rest of the night. As for the couple, they never got together in the end.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 23 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Agreed, even if it was a joke.

I can assure you that it was not.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 11:31 PM BST

There was this girl at my uni who use to tell people the most eye poping stuff that had happened to her. Terrible stuff you wouldn't wish on anyone! I don't know if she was lying about it all but we caught her out a lot and for someone who had been through the terrible things she said had happened to her, she was really open about it and mentioned stuff a lot.

One scary thing about her was if she wasn't getting your attention, especially if you were a guy she liked, she would ether lose her temper or say something really bad. On one ocassion, a lot of us were on our way to a pub and two of our party, one being a guy she had the hots for, the other a really sweet girl, were getting on really well. As we were walking, the two started to hold hands (awwww) and this was the point this mad woman stormed up behind them and said.

"Kieron, did you know Holly is a virgin. You should lose you virginity to Kieron! He is a nice guy. Not like the guy who raped me when I was 15".

What the hell do you say or do when someone says that?! We were all just in stunned slience the rest of the night. As for the couple, they never got together in the end.

Laughing out loud

I would have gone for "Yeah, ok *crazy girl's name*, moving on."

I never understand that. It usually happens when someone has a problem with someone else in the group. Why drag everyone else into your little war?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 11:31 PM BST

"Kieron, did you know Holly is a virgin. You should lose you virginity to Kieron! He is a nice guy. Not like the guy who raped me when I was 15".

I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

Haha!
I hate stupid egocentric insecure self-obsessed bitches (or bastards) like that.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 11:31 PM BST

There was this girl at mour party, one being a guy she had the hots for, the other a really sweet girl, were getting on really well. As we were walking, the two started to hold hands (awwww) and this was the point this mad woman stormed up behind them and said.

"Kieron, did you know Holly is a virgin. You should lose you virginity to Kieron! He is a nice guy. Not like the guy who raped me when I was 15".

What the hell do you say or do when someone says that?! We were all just in stunned slience the rest of the night. As for the couple, they never got together in the end.

:O Whoooah.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 23 2008, 11:40 PM BST

I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

If you were romancing a lovely lady who could possibly be the love of your life, with big boobs, a tiny waist, comes from a country where giving head is a way of saying hello, likes beer and comedy etc, and it was getting to the perfect point where the stars where in the sky, she was looking at you, you at her and suddenly some mad bint comes in and suggests you may not be a rapist, do you not think that would kill the mood? :O

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2008, 11:41 PM BST

Haha!
I hate stupid egocentric insecure self-obsessed bitches (or bastards) like that.

You meet loads in higher education though.

It's like how every school has The School Liar.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 11:44 PM BST

If you were romancing a lovely lady who could possibly be the love of your life, with big boobs, a tiny waist, comes from a country where giving head is a way of saying hello, likes beer and comedy etc, and it was getting to the perfect point where the stars where in the sky, she was looking at you, you at her and suddenly some mad bint comes in and suggests you may not be a rapist, do you not think that would kill the mood? :O

Well, I'm not one, so that's fine by me :D

Quote: Seefacts @ October 23 2008, 11:45 PM BST

You meet loads in higher education though.

It's like how every school has The School Liar.

I know! And it's ALWAYS mental things like "I have a rare disease that means I can't spell word that begin with J" or "My Stepdad does the voice of Dangermouse" or "I am not a geek just because I hang out on comedy forums". Pleased

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 11:44 PM BST

big boobs, a tiny waist, comes from a country where giving head is a way of saying hello, likes beer

Sounds like the ideal woman.

Errr

Quote: Seefacts @ October 23 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Well, I'm not one, so that's fine by me :D

That would be a thumbs up then!

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