Reasons to murder people Page 11

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 7:39 PM BST

Sexual repression? Hitler? eh? Who ever mentioned those things?

You do seem, a little to be using me as a tabula rasa for some deeply felt neuroses.

Personally I don't like hugging strangers.

Associating hugging with sex? Now that is kinda creepy.

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Jeez Sooty, take a joke! I love ya really!

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 7:53 PM BST

People who kiss all the time devalue it.

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Now that I do agree with. Kissing to me is a personal thing so if a stranger does it I feel slightly violated!

I've noted a certain crankiness about you Soots since my return. Have you not been taking your medication? If not here, try some of mine.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 7:56 PM BST

I only like hugging/kissing people I fancy. The rest can bugger off.

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Agreed.

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2008, 7:49 PM BST

I hate hugging/kissing people I don't know from Adam!
Ew.

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I can't think of a situation (aside from the game, as mentioned) where this would happen anyway?

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:10 PM BST

I've noted a certain crankiness about you Soots since my return. Have you not been taking your medication? If not here, try some of mine.

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M & Ms are not prescription drugs, Ross!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 8:04 PM BST

Roscoff!!! I've been looking everywhere for you.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1961/1238#P272269

See?!?

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I'm touched. I was trapped in Dave Chapman's basement. He tempted me in with the promise of fast women and slow gin. Whilst there he threw puns at me for 8 hours every day. I only escaped when Aaron rescued me after stripping naked greasing himself from head to foot and sliding through the piping. What a man!

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:15 PM BST

I'm touched. I was trapped in Dave Chapman's basement. He tempted me in with the promise of fast women and slow gin. Whilst there he threw puns at me for 8 hours every day. I only escaped when Aaron rescued me after stripping naked greasing himself from head to foot and sliding through the piping. What a man!

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Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 8:13 PM BST

I can't think of a situation (aside from the game, as mentioned) where this would happen anyway?

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Hee! Hmm, like when you're being introduced to new people at weddings or other social gatherings (*spits on floor*). And they hug you hello! Or more usually kiss you on the cheek.

I actually flinch. The poor buggers probably think it's something personal. It's not really.

Did Adam actually send zooo a load of people to hug and kiss? Is that why he's not around any more?

Yes, I done killed him.

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:15 PM BST

I'm touched. I was trapped in Dave Chapman's basement. He tempted me in with the promise of fast women and slow gin. Whilst there he threw puns at me for 8 hours every day. I only escaped when Aaron rescued me after stripping naked greasing himself from head to foot and sliding through the piping. What a man!

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Punbelievable torment.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 8:20 PM BST

Punbelievable torment.

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GROAN!

Heh, I made Rubes groan.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 8:20 PM BST

Punbelievable torment.

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Dave C just orgasmed by the way. Here, you tell um Dave.

Quote: roscoff @ October 23 2008, 8:10 PM BST

I've noted a certain crankiness about you Soots since my return. Have you not been taking your medication? If not here, try some of mine.

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I figured the biggest hold upto me getting any where as a comedy writer was having a sense of humor or fun.

It's good to see that I've corrected that error.

Comedy is anger by other means.

At it's best it's violence redirected.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 8:29 PM BST

I figured the biggest hold upto me getting any where as a comedy writer was having a sense of humor or fun.

It's good to see that I've corrected that error.

Comedy is anger by other means.

At it's best it's violence redirected.

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I'm not sure if you're actually joking here or not. You're basically saying that you think, to make it as a comedy writer, you have to be a humourless, angry swine? Or was that just a nice bit of deadpan?