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Reasons to dislike people. Page 23

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 7:31 PM BST

Yeah, and there's never a meat option in vegetarian restaurants either.

Don't even get me started on vegans. The only excuse for not eating meat is if you just don't like the taste; if it's because you wuv the little animals then sod off.

Where do you stand on vegetarians who eat fish, and chicken, and a bit of bacon? Because I've met one.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 7:35 PM BST

Where do you stand on vegetarians who eat fish, and chicken, and a bit of bacon? Because I've met one.

Well, they're not vegetarians. It's like saying you don't take drugs, even though you've got a needle full of horse hanging out your vein.

You inject horses? Blimey, you're a hardcore carnivore and no mistake.

Yes, you're right. You can't call yourself a vegetarian if you mean you don't like red meat (apart from bacon). You would think.

How about only eating really wicked animals. Who have a fair trial and are put to death as a punishment?

Pigs that eat piglets, that horse that bit a dog, Skippy the paedophile kangaroo,

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 7:44 PM BST

Skippy the paedophile kangaroo,

Mmm . . . peadophile-icious . . . .

Well we could just eat paedophiles.

Would that be paedoterrian. I'd become one just for the oportunity to be a knob at dinner parties.

No I won't eat the chicken, or the nut roast.

I want a slice of nonce, it's my belief system.

You fascist.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 23 2008, 7:15 PM BST

Because they make you feel guilty about something for months, and then talk to you like nothing happened. >_<

You're the one letting yourself feel guilty.

Christ, I sound like Skib now.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 23 2008, 7:29 PM BST

Why shouldn't we eat meat? Militant vegetarians, they bug me. You don't like meat, get over it, I'm having a burger. Meat isn't a luxury item, it's food. Eclairs are a luxury food item, meat is just something you eat.

Very well said. :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 23 2008, 7:29 PM BST

Why shouldn't we eat meat? Militant vegetarians, they bug me. You don't like meat, get over it, I'm having a burger. Meat isn't a luxury item, it's food. Eclairs are a luxury food item, meat is just something you eat.

I get very annoyed at preachy veggies. I lived with one and when I went back to meat she was constant on my case until one day she was on about how my meat eating offended her believes til I pointed out in a crowd but quiet bar I am strongly against animal testing for cosmetics but I don't harp on about the fact she uses f**king colgate toothpaste!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 8:13 PM BST

I get very annoyed at preachy veggies. I lived with one and when I went back to meat she was constant on my case until one day she was on about how my meat eating offended her believes til I pointed out in a crowd but quiet bar I am strongly against animal testing for cosmetics but I don't harp on about the fact she uses f**king colgate toothpaste!

That's a proper rant is that. Kudos to the Rubes.

It was true. And she wore leather boots. She quickly bloody shut her trap!

A few people cheered. She got on everyones nerves.

I'm a bit scared of Ruby tonight.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Eek!

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