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Reasons to murder people Page 9

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:39 PM BST

Fortunately I suspect that is the real Boris Johnson.

Hiding from the fact that there's no money for the olympics in the credit crunch.

Yeah!
I wish I did have the real one to use as a pillow.

Or do I? Actually no I probably don't. I'll stick with the bear.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:36 PM BST

See that's kinda the thing that gets my red mists.

The back stories make it worse.

Much worse.

And those toys are sewn by child slave labor, who are crippled by their work by age 9.

Where upon they're turned into pies or prostitutes.

It's their little tears that make the fur shiny.

The thing is Sooty, I am a girl. A very girly girl. With boobies and long hair and pink underwear and everything. I will have stuff like this and do stuff like this. It hardly makes me Hitler.

I don't like people who get really political on everything and preach to others all the time about the evils of capitalism, the corruption of the goverment, blah, blah, blaaah, all the time and being a total killjoy but I don't go on about it! Everyone is different! It all about the love.

Hug me Sooty. You have friends here. Feel the love. Hug

KUM BAH YA MY LORD! KUM BAH YA!....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:44 PM BST

KUM BAH YA MY LORD! KUM BAH YA!....

I was with you til pink underwear then I kinda tuned out. Who we cooking?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:44 PM BST

I don't like people who get really political on everything and preach to others all the time about the evils of capitalism, the corruption of the goverment, blah, blah, blaaah, all the time and being a total killjoy but I don't go on about it!

Laughing out loud
Go Rubes!

Jeez who compared you to Hitler?

Atleast he had a belief system and work ethic.

I also like the government and capitalism.

And anything as pink as your describing, would be way, way to sticky for me to ever want to hug.

Hey I reserve my right to be misanthrope.

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:47 PM BST

Jeez who compared you to Hitler?

Atleast he had a belief system and work ethic.

I also like the government and capitalism.

And anything as pink as your describing, would be way, way to sticky for me to ever want to hug.

There is no need for sexual repression at BSG. We are all Gods children. Live free Sooty and feel the warm fuzzy love. Lovey

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:50 PM BST

There is no need for sexual repression at BSG.

The B stands for British. Kinda part and parcel;)

Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:51 PM BST

The B stands for British. Kinda part and parcel;)

Well said, that man.

Yeah, but the SG stands for sex gods, so it's swings and roundabouts.

*leaves site*

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 23 2008, 6:55 PM BST

Yeah, but the SG stands for sex gods, so it's swings and roundabouts.

I thought it stood for Space Goat...

Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:56 PM BST

I thought it stood for Space Goat...

Coat to Coat?

Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 6:56 PM BST

*leaves site*

*stays*

Not that I'm bragging, or anything.

Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 6:57 PM BST

Coat to Coat?

Unimpressed

Bye bye.

Thanks Bandage! Laughing out loud

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