That is actually quite worrying. 
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I just like to give them a personality.
My bunny slippers are French. Claude is a drunk poet and Violet is his wife who has many secret lovers.
I just use Boris as a pillow.
(And sometimes cuddle him if you know... there's a storm or a burglar or something.)
But that's normal! (for a saddo single person.) 
Damn you.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:34 PM BSTI just like to give them a personality.
My bunny slippers are French. Claude is a drunk poet and Violet is his wife who has many secret lovers.
Its all go in Ruby world.
Quote: zooo @ October 23 2008, 6:34 PM BSTI just use Boris as a pillow.
(And sometimes cuddle him if you know... there's a storm or a burglar or something.)But that's normal! (for a saddo single person.)
Damn you.
Awwwwwww!
See that's kinda the thing that gets my red mists.
The back stories make it worse.
Much worse.
And those toys are sewn by child slave labor, who are crippled by their work by age 9.
Where upon they're turned into pies or prostitutes.
It's their little tears that make the fur shiny.
Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:36 PM BSTIts all go in Ruby world.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:36 PM BSTAnd those toys are sewn by child slave labor, who are crippled by their work by age 9.
Where upon they're turned into pies or prostitutes.
It's their little tears that make the fur shiny.
Gets them out the house though.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:36 PM BSTAnd those toys are sewn by child slave labor, who are crippled by their work by age 9.
Where upon they're turned into pies or prostitutes.
It's their little tears that make the fur shiny.
That's even better. You know you're getting a quality product when it's been stitched by hand.
Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 6:38 PM BSTThat's even better. You know you're getting a quality product when it's been stitched by hand.
Plus you know they really put effort in or they'd not get fed.
Quote: zooo @ October 23 2008, 6:21 PM BSTI do have number 1 I'm afraid.
A polar bear named Boris (Johnson).
Sorry.
Fortunately I suspect that is the real Boris Johnson.
Hiding from the fact that there's no money for the olympics in the credit crunch.
Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:38 PM BSTPlus you know they really put effort in or they'd not get fed.
Prezunctly.
Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:38 PM BSTPlus you know they really put effort in or they'd not get fed.
They don't get fed, they have to pick through the remains of hurricane victims.
Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:40 PM BSTThey don't get fed, they have to pick through the remains of hurricane victims.
So they are recycling as well, which is good or they'll get fined.
Hahahah