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Reasons to dislike people. Page 22

Dog ownership is a good indicator. Like they say that children from less 'privileged' backgrounds (i.e. the poor) are more likely to end up in prison. It's a forewarning.

Mind you cruelty to animals is the biggest indicator of a sociopathic personality disorder.

So dogs for all, as a way of telling if some one is a sociopath.

Anyone who fawns round dogs like they're the best thing ever can f**k off.

Likewise people who can't give out phone numbers correctly in a 5-3-3 format.

"Yes, it's 071234 56 789"
"No, get it right please"

A good dog is the best thing ever. I wish I had one.

I can remember any phone number in 5 minutes by reducing it to prime numbers.

so that one would be 0 1x2x4x89, 3x5x23, 3x2263

As such I get failry angry with people who repeat numbers, you're throwing out my system.

Scumbags.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 23 2008, 6:08 PM BST

Anyone who fawns round dogs like they're the best thing ever can f**k off.

:O Teary

I love my doggy. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 6:13 PM BST

I can remember any phone number in 5 minutes by reducing it to prime numbers.

so that one would be 0 1x2x4x89, 3x5x23, 3x2263

Fu. Cking. Hell.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:14 PM BST

:O Teary

I love my doggy. Angry

Then you shall be shot, for you are a danger to others.

I started factoring some numbers on paper yesterday and my co-worker looked at me as if I'd just sprouted horns.

Rube is back - I've been away so excuse me if Rube's been back for weeks. But it's nice to see a friendly face return.

Like Rube, I dislike bullies - will always stand up for others but I can take insults or bullying if I'm the target. I have no face to keep or much of a personality to feel threatened by other people's comments. That I'm devoid of personality is a poorly-kept secret amongst my friends.
:)

I dislike people who put others down, make peers feel inadequate, or who elevate themselves with or without cause. That I say with or without cause is to recognise that even talented people are still people. If they choose to look down on others, paradoxically in the act of raising themselves above the rank and file, they diminish themselves as humans.

I dislike people who cruel to animals. Doesn't bode well for the people they'll enconter in the future.

SLAGGY A!

*Runs full pelt towards Slag, jumps in air and grips him in massive hug*

You're back from your dirty weekend with SlagB. Do you need the ointment again?

Because they make you feel guilty about something for months, and then talk to you like nothing happened. >_<

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 23 2008, 6:57 PM BST

SLAGGY A!
You're back from your dirty weekend with SlagB. Do you need the ointment again?

He had the dirty weekend. I just stood by, in butler's uniform, tutting loudly and mopping up the mess.

All ointment is gratefully recieved. :D

Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 5:46 PM BST

Hitler was not a vegetarian, that's one of the sillier urban myths.

He liked rare Weiner Shnitzle that was seen as a bit of a girly taste in meat.

He aparently liked such degenerate sex acts that every women he was in a relationship with killed themselves.

Not so silly. Hitler followed a a largely vegetarian diet, but, yes, did occasionally eat meat.

Hitler's sexual tastes are a matter of speculation; there is no real evidence. The only women in his life, as far as I am aware, were:

Mimi Ritler, his fiance, who outlived him, and who, to the best of my knowledge, died of natural causes;

Geli Raubal, his niece, with whom his relationship was not necessarily sexual, and whose "suicide" is the subject of much speculation;

and, Eva Braun, who did commit suicide, though that is generally thought to have had more to do with the advance of the Red Army.

And I can't believe I am defending Hitler.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 23 2008, 2:31 PM BST

Animals being slaughtered for any reason is wrong, period. No one really needs to eat meat in this day and age, but they do because it satisfies their stomach. So it is a luxury item.

Why shouldn't we eat meat? Militant vegetarians, they bug me. You don't like meat, get over it, I'm having a burger. Meat isn't a luxury item, it's food. Eclairs are a luxury food item, meat is just something you eat.

Yeah, and there's never a meat option in vegetarian restaurants either.

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