Reasons to murder people Page 5

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:40 PM BST

The Overlord has a local rep for being a evil SOB at the best of times. In his old age, he now travels everywhere on a mobility scooter. Yesterday some chavvy annoying kids were ahead of him and one girl said to her mates "Watch this!", and stood right on the pavement where he was driving and stared him down, arms folded. At first my dad slowed a bit. The other kids started to snigger as the girl continued to stared down my dad trying to make him stop. As he got closer, he suddenly sped up up and before the girl realised he was not going to stop, he ran the stupid cows foot over. She gave a loud scream and hopped away bawling her eyes out. My Dad, stopped, took off his glasses and said "Next time it will be your f**king head" and drove off.

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That is ... beautiful.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:43 PM BST

As I said, my Dad is a evil SOB. I've seen fully grown men who look nasty cross the road to avoid him. I have no doubt he can take care of himself!

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I should just add, I wasn't concerned or anything.

Course not. Nice boobs Chip. You grow them yourself?

Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 12:44 PM BST

That is ... beautiful.

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You'd love my Dad .

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Course not. Nice boobs Chip. You grow them yourself?

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I'm 100% natural and fondling them as I type.

If you could get them to type for you....

Like me....

Mine are 85% natural, 10% chinese newspapers and 5% yakult.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:49 PM BST

You'd love my Dad .

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He sounds ace.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:51 PM BST

If you could get them to type for you....

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I'll have a go... hmdghdffjhvfmbvhvmnvmbgdfhkhkbhdkhdkhkbhdfkhbdkh... Yeah, I'll go back to fingers.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 23 2008, 12:43 PM BST

As I said, my Dad is a evil SOB. I've seen fully grown men who look nasty cross the road to avoid him. I have no doubt he can take care of himself!

This is a man who when Paddy Ashdown visited the local school, went right up to him and gobbed on him calling him a tosser.

I think I was left on the doorstep by fairies.

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Paddy "shagger" Ashdown smoker of dope, and killer of communists.

How the heck can anyone be angry with him?

2 People who should not only be murdered, but murdered slowly.

1 People who get on rush hour buses and argue with the driver about having no money. Knowing some poor sod will pay £2 so they can get to work on time.

Saw one of these c**ts dragged off by 4 police and 2 bus inspectors. he was terrified. I hope they shove his mobility scooter up his arse then beat him to death with his stick.

2 When you get up for people who need a seat, and some able bodied turd sneaks into it.

I've given out some major starings and tuttings.

And Bussell if one could buy nuclear armed satellites were available on e-bay. London would be a smouldering crater some time ago.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 23 2008, 12:35 PM BST

I accordance with the unchecked aggression that typifies this thread, I trust you raped him?

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No, I'm amiable and easy going, normally. Letting off steam on here is the best way to do it!

Crikey new thread time.

Reasons to rape, murder and eat people.

followed by

Reasons to eat, rape and murder people.

Old Harlan Ellison joke that.

Ruby, your dad is hilarious!

I sometimes sit on the inside seat on a bus/train like that, if I'm going to be getting off at the next stop and I don't want to have to climb over someone to do so. I always assume that if someone wants to sit down they will ask, and I will stand up and let them get in past me.

From this day on...we are enemies...

Tell you what, if we meet on a bus, you can sit on my lap.

Deal