It's at times like this when the need for camera phones becomes all too apparent.
I was walking to work this morning and saw this...
Ellie likes sausages.
Tesco sell a 'Healthy Living Chocolate Eclair'. Now, don't get me wrong, but if you're interested in healthy eating, perhaps you SHOULDN'T BE IN THE FUCKING CAKES AISLE!
That's better. I am very shouty today...
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ October 23 2008, 1:05 PM BSTTesco sell a 'Healthy Living Chocolate Eclair'. Now, don't get me wrong, but if you're interested in healthy eating, perhaps you SHOULDN'T BE IN THE FUCKING CAKES AISLE!
That's better. I am very shouty today...
Dan
Ooooo Dan! You are Mr. Shouty today!
Don't get me started on our stupid Finance system users and their stupid, f**king finance system. Idiots. How hard can it be? Money's worthless now anyway...
Dan, Dan The Shouty Man
I now want a eclair.
Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 1:04 PM BSTEllie likes sausages.
Yeah but she eats hers.
She doesn't try to stick them in rude places.
No one touch Aarons bangers! 
This wasn't walking to work, but I figure the thread is kind of "amusing things what you have seen today":
I bought a hairdryer today, and it had one of those security stickers on it that sets off alarms and stuff if not deactivated at the till. The sticker says "WARNING! This product is fitted with a security device which is NOT MICROWAVABLE!"
Yes, like the first f**king thing on my list of priorities was microwaving a cardboard box.
See the people that put the label on aren't to blame for that...it's the people who tell people they can sue.
I don't have a beef with health & safety as much as I do the ambulance chasing pricks who make it necessary for health & safety to be as pedantic as they are.
This is my impression anyway, being only a spritely 25 year old I don't know if it's been like this forever or not.
Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 5:06 PM BSTThis wasn't walking to work, but I figure the thread is kind of "amusing things what you have seen today":
I bought a hairdryer today.
case dismissed.
I need a quick way to get dry after showering in the morning. Means I can spend an extra few minutes in bed. 
Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 6:21 PM BSTI need a quick way to get dry after showering in the morning. Means I can spend an extra few minutes in bed.
Use a towel.
Towels take long time.
Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2008, 6:24 PM BSTTowels take long time.
If you have no hands maybe.
I am so not going into this subject area, with you, in public.
Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2008, 6:23 PM BST
Wannagethigh?