Quote: sootyj @ October 23 2008, 7:28 AM BSTJeez atleast find a wall. Some poor sod who doesn't actually own a mobile phone may want to make a call.
Then join the 20th century.
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Quote: David Bussell @ October 23 2008, 10:22 AM BST21st surely?
Mobiles are old hat now though 
Keep up Dave
Your argument is a logical moebius strip.
People who put the toilet paper on the holder so it hangs down *behind* the roll. F**kers!
Dan
Those people whom on the bus sit on the inside seat of leaving the window seat empty. Like so...
It makes me stabby.
Quote: swerytd @ October 23 2008, 12:17 PM BSTPeople who put the toilet paper on the holder so it hangs down *behind* the roll. F**kers!
Dan
No one likes an underarm bowler.
People who wait in a massive queue at a counter in the supermarket, bakery, etc, and then when they get there, THEN start to decide what to have. "Ooooh it all looks good. What is that? Is that made with white flour?....". It's just rude, especially at lunchtime.
Quote: mixmasterfestus @ October 23 2008, 12:20 PM BSTThose people whom on the bus sit on the inside seat of leaving the window seat empty. Like so...
It makes me stabby.
I know the reason for that. It's more comfortable. Both of the arm rests on the aisle seat are adjustable, but if you sit next to the window, the arm rest next to the window is fixed and is really uncomfortable after a while. It was obviously not placed to fit an average height person's arm. Also, there's more space that way.
People who not only don't push the button for the traffic lights, but actually stand IN FRONT of the button so no one else can see they haven't done it.
Also, (in relation to Badge's earlier) idiots who belt down the road for the bus I'm on, dive on, and then start scrabbling for change, holding everyone up and causing us to end up in the 'bus loop' where they've taken so long to get on, more people have started arriving and joining the queue and the last one in said queue inevitably waits until they're on the bus before getting their change out, resulting in more people arriving in the queue etc etc until there are an infinite amount of people ON MY FUCKING BUS!
Dan
People who beep you as you are crossing the road when the green man is flashing. I have been known to hurl abuse and dent bonnets.
Quote: Bad dog @ October 23 2008, 12:23 PM BSTI know the reason for that. It's more comfortable. Both of the arm rests on the aisle seat are adjustable, but if you sit next to the window, the arm rest next to the window is fixed and is really uncomfortable after a while. It was obviously not placed to fit an average height person's arm.
Aye that picture is a coach, but my gripe is on buses where there are no arm rests anyway.
It's usually snooty old women. It makes me want to drop kick them.
Women with bloody tank style pushchairs. How much pushchair do you actually need and why do you have to block the pavemant, the doorway, and the whole cereal aisle so you can chat to someone about baby sick on your blouse? And if you try to move around them, they TUT AT YOU!
People who bother you on the street. No, I don't want a free London Shite newspaper or a Big Issue, I don't want to spare a few minutes for Spastics united or take part in a survey. Nor can I give you directions, or spare 20p for a cuppa (what are you gonna do with that, put a downpayment on one).
Also, people who bother you at home, who knock on the door and try to sell you something.
Quote: mixmasterfestus @ October 23 2008, 12:25 PM BSTAye that picture is a coach, but my gripe is on buses where there are no arm rests anyway.
It's usually snooty old women. It makes me want to drop kick them.
Yes, I agree - no arm rests on buses, they have no excuse there!