The f**king cocksuckers who speed around town, with their engines revving. They are as bad as nonces.
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And then take ages carefully puting them back.
Doubly so at cash points.
Buying a stupidly big hand bag doesn't make you look thin.
Quote: roscoff @ October 22 2008, 11:51 PM BSTMy second favourite London game after jumping on the tube really late so the doors slide back open and you get the death looks 'cos everybody's rushing to work and I couldn't give a f**k 'cos I'm just a tourist.
You do realise that tourists "disappear", don't you?
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 11:52 PM BSTPeople who stand in door ways and who stand aimlessly in tube stations.
Get an aim you bastards.
They're called prostitutes Sooty and they do have an aim and a profession.
Quote: roscoff @ October 22 2008, 11:51 PM BSTMy second favourite London game after jumping on the tube really late so the doors slide back open and you get the death looks 'cos everybody's rushing to work and I couldn't give a f**k 'cos I'm just a tourist.
Quote: roscoff @ October 22 2008, 11:51 PM BSTMy second favourite London game after jumping on the tube really late so the doors slide back open and you get the death looks 'cos everybody's rushing to work and I couldn't give a f**k 'cos I'm just a tourist.
I'm going to give your favorite sheep herpes for that.
And shove you under a tube.
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 11:55 PM BSTBuying a stupidly big hand bag doesn't make you look thin.
Agreed. It just makes yo- *remembers that the bag he most recently saw zooo with wasn't tiny* I, uh, nevermind. 
Quote: roscoff @ October 22 2008, 11:56 PM BSTThey're called prostitutes Sooty and they do have an aim and a profession.
Oh it was you Roscoff try a smile and some lippy, might get more trade.
Quote: roscoff @ October 22 2008, 11:56 PM BSTThey're called prostitutes Sooty and they do have an aim and a profession.
I went to a very interesting exhibition on Sunday about prostitutes. 
(Oo, 38,000 posts for me!)
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 11:57 PM BSTAnd shove you under a tube.
Smarties please. Death by coloured sweeties doesn't sound half as bad as certain other ways I can think of.
Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 11:59 PM BSTI went to a very interesting exhibition on Sunday about prostitutes.
Wasn't a trade fair, was it?
Boom boom! (No, it wasn't.)
Piling onto buses like lemmings.
There'll be another one. Especially if you're elbowing the old and weak to get on.
Enigmatically stopping posting on BSG.
Who gave you permission to leave? Bitches.
I could murder those people who have loud and animated conversations on trains and buses.
And drunks on early morning trains (why aren't they in a gutter somewhere sleeping it off?)
Drunks on night time trains (why aren't they dead already?)
And drunks who shit them selves and pass out over as many seats as possible.
And drunks who vomit anywhere.
People who urinate in phone boxes.
Jeez atleast find a wall. Some poor sod who doesn't actually own a mobile phone may want to make a call.