When dislike just isn't enough.
Cycling slowly on the pavement, raising money for terrorist organisations, showing your genitals to people who don't won't to see them.
Reasons to murder people
Walking slowly in front of me.
Passes ten minutes.
Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 11:39 PM BSTWalking slowly in front of me.
What if they were testing for mines?
It's the tidy up that takes time.
You don't need reasons, just murder people.
Quote: Badge @ October 22 2008, 11:43 PM BSTWhat if they were testing for mines?
Fair point.
Don't tend to get too many mines on Oxford Street, though.
Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 11:39 PM BSTWalking slowly in front of me.
F**king getting sick of that! I want to push them down. I hate people who walk in the middle of the path too and don't let you or anyone else past! People walk right out in front of me need to be kicked in the knee caps.
I'm a really mellow person but turn into an angry f**ker up town.
Quote: Leevil @ October 22 2008, 11:45 PM BSTF**king getting sick of that! I want to push them down. I hate people who walk in the middle of the path too and don't let you or anyone else past! People walk right out in front of me need to be kicked in the knee caps.
I'm a really mellow person but turn into an angry f**ker up town.
Ditto on all counts.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 22 2008, 11:43 PM BSTYou don't need reasons, just murder people.
True but also people who talk gobshite to shop assistants about how Florrie's varicose veins tasted like chicken after boiling them for four hours and I'm in the queue behind just waiting to buy a fattening Greggs sandwich the old f**kers. Kneecapping at the least. Remember those days Nigel. Ahh the memories.
People who stop, to work out which way to go, the moment they step off the escalator on the underground.... you know who you are....
kjs
Quote: KJSmyling @ October 22 2008, 11:48 PM BSTPeople who stop, to work out which way to go, the moment they step off the escalator on the underground.... you know who you are....
Ugh. Christ. *shakes with anger*
Quote: KJSmyling @ October 22 2008, 11:48 PM BSTPeople who stop, to work out which way to go, the moment they step off the escalator on the underground.... you know who you are....
kjs
My second favourite London game after jumping on the tube really late so the doors slide back open and you get the death looks 'cos everybody's rushing to work and I couldn't give a f**k 'cos I'm just a tourist.
People who stand in door ways and who stand aimlessly in tube stations.
Get an aim you bastards.
People who only decide to get their purse/wallet etc out at the supermarket checkout after they have been told exactly how much the bill comes to. As if it wasn't going to cost *some* money. Grrr. Worst culprits: women who have left the purse in the bottom of their bag.