British Comedy Guide

Reasons to dislike people. Page 16

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 9:27 PM BST

What, so you'd go naked if you felt like it?

Wow, gutsy.

That's not having to. That's simple economics.

Very odd the anti-pink thing. LOTS of issues there.

I dislike anyone who drives a people carrier. Especialy when it carries one woman & 1 child. Pointless showoff c**ts.

- Groups of slutty girls, going on a "girls night out".

- Men who wear skinny jeans.

- People who wear big, DJ headphones for listening to their ipods. (Usually Japanese kids or black kids with 70s style afros.)

- People who go on picnics.

- People who go to places like Ayia Napa and Ibiza for their holidays.

- People who are all high and mighty about taking pills and refuse to even take paracetamol.

Quote: Charley @ October 22 2008, 9:29 PM BST

I dislike anyone who drives a people carrier. Especialy when it carries one woman & 1 child. Pointless showoff c**ts.

Unless, of course, you have a large family and can only afford to run one car, making a people carrier the only viable option, but there are occasions when a trip needs to be made involving only one parent and a child...

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 22 2008, 9:32 PM BST

- Groups of slutty girls, going on a "girls night out".

- People who go to places like Ayia Napa and Ibiza for their holidays.

- People who are all high and mighty about taking pills and refuse to even take paracetamol.

Yes to them!
But no to the others.

Quote: Timbo @ October 22 2008, 9:33 PM BST

Unless, of course, you have a large family and can only afford to run one car, making a people carrier the only viable option, but there are occasions when a trip needs to be made involving only one parent and a child...

:O Timbo drives a people carrier! :D

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 9:27 PM BST

Don't be a twat! (3rd time)
Pink is just another colour. People wear it because they like it.

Just because you seemingly have a massive weird complex about it doesn't mean all men are as repressed as you. :)

3rd time? What, today or this week?

See, I think a lot of people wear it not because they like it but because they feel they HAVE to because of what it represents. That's what bugs me. I'm against any fashion trend generally, because I don't see why people see lots of other people wearing something and then think 'Oh, I'll wear it too, that'll be good because they're all wearing it so it must be cool'.

Quote: Timbo @ October 22 2008, 9:28 PM BST

Very odd the anti-pink thing. LOTS of issues there.

It's not the colour, it's what it represents.

It could be yellow polka dots for all I care.

Now you're saying 'a lot of people', before you seemed to be saying every man who wears pink. Which is silly.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 9:35 PM BST

3rd time? What, today or this week?

No, no. Not you!
Third time I've called someone a twat today.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 22 2008, 9:32 PM BST

- Groups of slutty girls, going on a "girls night out".

- Men who wear skinny jeans.

- People who wear big, DJ headphones for listening to their ipods. (Usually Japanese kids or black kids with 70s style afros.)

- People who go on picnics.

- People who go to places like Ayia Napa and Ibiza for their holidays.

- People who are all high and mighty about taking pills and refuse to even take paracetamol.

Yes to skinny jeans - they look really shit and give you spindly legs.

Yes, to the headphones. I own some but they're for my PC and I only use them because they were knocking about my house.

Picnics . . . No, they're quite good apart from the wasps.

Yes to the holidays. I hate returning to the airport to find 8 blokes in cowboy hats, with names on the back of their shirts like 'Shagger'.

Never encountered the pill thing.

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 9:36 PM BST

Now you're saying 'a lot of people', before you seemed to be saying every man who wears pink. Which is silly.

No, no. Not you!
Third time I've called someone a twat today.

Sorry - the problem with forums is hyperbole comes as genuine.

If Aaron has some pink items of clothing, then he's an exception (there's probably many) I like Aaron, he's not in the group of people I speak of.

Quote: Charley @ October 22 2008, 9:34 PM BST

:O Timbo drives a people carrier! :D

No, but my brother does, and family is family... (His wife's job means that they do need to run a second car now, so the fuel hungry monster is kept mainly for outings.)

I run a clapped out old Polo; I don't actually dislike people who care about cars, but I cannot begin to understand them.

Sorry Timbo but I dont like your brother then. :)
Can the kids not go in the boot of a proper car!

Quote: Charley @ October 22 2008, 9:41 PM BST

Sorry Timbo but I dont like your brother then. :)
Can the kids not go in the boot of a proper car!

why take kids any where? they ruin everyone else enjoyment of everything.

Pink, button shirts are OK if you're a distinguished older gentleman. But people in their 20s who wear shit like this, is not acceptable:

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Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 9:39 PM BST

I like Aaron

That makes one of us. :)

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