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Reasons to dislike people. Page 15

Laughing out loud *does 3 Amigos hand gestures*

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 22 2008, 9:02 PM BST

Laughing out loud *does 3 Amigos hand gestures*

Geek

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 22 2008, 9:01 PM BST

Yeeeeeah about that...

I felt your workstation was a bit dark and gloomy so a gave it a bit of a tidy up and spruce.

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All those skulls and chains and bombs made it too cramped.

BTW, forgot to add I also did your bedroom.

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Wave

Here's a few more things that make me hate people:

- If you're a fella and wear pink. Yes, you're straight and you try and shag lots of women but also moisturise. Well done.

- If you hate salad and fruit. Yeah, it's not as nice as cake, but it still tastes brilliant so stop being such an unhealthy loser.

- If you only own copied CDs. Yeah, someone has taken time out of their life to give you the gift of music, at last pay for it. It's like 7 quid. Hardly a lot of money for a hours and hours of potentially life-changing pleasure.

- If I can see your boxers above your pants, I don't want to know you. It's not trendy, it's actually slightly retarded.

I have pink clothes. And moisturise.

I don't hate salad and fruit, but I don't like them that much. I dislike cake more though.

Very little music is worth buying.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 8:35 PM BST

Correct.

He's got where he is for a reason - because in reality he's intelligent and astute.

Arguably he has got where he is because of a positive feedback loop in which the public assume that anyone who comes across as that much of a bufoon must be intelligent to have got where he is. It might be interesting to see how long that particular bubble takes to pop.

Or perhaps he is just astute enough to recognise that the public prefer a bumbling bufoon to a politician reciting "lines to take" with eyes like a rabbit trapped in the headlights of an oncoming truck, and to ride the wave. In recent history only two other nationally important politicians have come across as being human, Ken Livingstone and Charles Kennedy -unfortunately they both turned out to be very much what they seemed on face value.

I hate people that hate boys who wear pink and moisturise.

:)

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 9:22 PM BST

I hate people that hate boys who wear pink and moisturise.

:)

I should point out it's not the moisturise bit I take issue with - I do that, it's basic skin care - but the pink shirt thing is just so shit. No one likes them, they wear them because they feel they have to.

It's normally burly men who like to show off the fact that they're so potent, they can wear pink and it's fine.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 9:24 PM BST

I should point out it's not the moisturise bit I take issue with - I do that, it's basic skin care - but the pink shirt thing is just so shit. No one likes them, they wear them because they feel they have to.

It's normally burly men who like to show off the fact that they're so potent, they can wear pink and it's fine.

Agreed.

Quote: Timbo @ October 22 2008, 9:19 PM BST

Arguably he has got where he is because of a positive feedback loop in which the public assume that anyone who comes across as that much of a bufoon must be intelligent to have got where he is. It might be interesting to see how long that particular bubble takes to pop.

Or perhaps he is just astute enough to recognise that the public prefer a bumbling bufoon to a politician reciting "lines to take" with eyes like a rabbit trapped in the headlights of an oncoming truck, and to ride the wave. In recent history only two other nationally important politicians have come across as being human, Ken Livingstone and Charles Kennedy -unfortunately they both turned out to be very much what they seemed on face value.

But he got to the top BEFORE we knew who he was. And he was a respected journalist.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 9:24 PM BST

I should point out it's not the moisturise bit I take issue with - I do that, it's basic skin care - but the pink shirt thing is just so shit. No one likes them, they wear them because they feel they have to.

I can categorically state that I don't wear anything because I feel I have too.

Quote: Gavin @ October 22 2008, 9:25 PM BST

Agreed.

*gives a firm handshake*

Yes.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 22 2008, 9:01 PM BST

Yeeeeeah about that...

I felt your workstation was a bit dark and gloomy so a gave it a bit of a tidy up and spruce.

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All those skulls and chains and bombs made it too cramped.

She's moved in for 5 minutes and she's already chucking my stuff in the garage...

Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 9:26 PM BST

I can categorically state that I don't wear anything because I feel I have too.

What, so you'd go naked if you felt like it?

Wow, gutsy.

Don't be a twat! (3rd time)
Pink is just another colour. People wear it because they like it.

Just because you seemingly have a massive weird complex about it doesn't mean all men are as repressed as you. :)

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