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Reasons to dislike people. Page 9

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 3:49 PM BST

Get your arse down there and vote, you lazy scum.

Yes, being talked down to by a guy in his early twenties is a surefire way to chase off that voter apathy of mine.

Honestly, I don't care a whit for politics. It's not because I find it dull, I simply take an epistomological stance to voting. Labour/Conservative, all much-of-a-muchness. No-one really knows whether either party is going to live up to its promises or not. The act of voting is just an act of arrogance. Do it if you have to but don't rail against people who choose not to.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 4:00 PM BST

What's that for then?

Supreme Leader of the Galactic Federation (President of the USA). Many states have early voting to ease the lines on election day. I'll be flying to Florida on the 4th, so I'm voting early.

My vote is private, but I'm not voting for The Messiah®. ;)

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 4:29 PM BST

Labour, Tory, Lib Dem.

You know, it's not easy running a country believe it or not.

Anyway, no more politics!!

Mmm ... same old, same old then...

;)

I don't really see how that would be any better. Since most people, and therefore most constituents are just as much arseholes as politicians are now.

(If that sentence made sense.)

Quote: DaButt @ October 22 2008, 4:33 PM BST

Supreme Leader of the Galactic Federation (President of the USA). Many states have early voting to ease the lines on election day. I'll be flying to Florida on the 4th, so I'm voting early.

My vote is private, but I'm not voting for The Messiah®. ;)

I knew you were a Ralph Nader man. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ October 22 2008, 4:33 PM BST

My vote is private, but I'm not voting for The Messiah®. ;)

Heh!! :)

I'm not having a go at you (honest) but just asking in general, why do people want to keep things like that a secret? (apart from so that people on forums can't have a go at you or prejudge you because of your politics.)

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 4:33 PM BST

I don't really see how that would be any better. Since most people, and therefore most constituents are just as much arseholes as politicians are now.

(If that sentence made sense.)

It made sense. But you did say "try to make a difference"... :)

I'm sure that makes sense, but I've sort of lost the thread of this... thread now.

I'm not really intelligent enough to talk too much politics in one day.

[quote name="Timbo" post="292334" date="October 22 2008, 4:30 PM BST
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."
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Nice quote Timbo! Sort of sums it up really.. :)

Goodness me, this is a tedious and mean-spirited thread. I prefer it when we're all friends.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 22 2008, 4:32 PM BST

Yes, being talked down to by a guy in his early twenties is a surefire way to chase off that voter apathy of mine.

Sorry, DB I wasn't referring directly to you as 'scum' there, that would be a bit mental.

You mention people getting 'het up' - I don't think it's any different to the general way the people who don't vote go 'And?! Why should I vote, it's all the same!!' As if voters are somehow uneducated idiots who can't see through the system.

People who vote are arseholes, as are people who don't. There.

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 4:04 PM BST

At least spoiling the ballot paper means you've made the effort, and know about the parties enough to have made your choice.

You're not just an ignorant lazy tosspot who doesn't appreciate the privilege he/she has been given, and probably didn't even know it was election day.

Prezunctly. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 4:47 PM BST

People who vote are arseholes, as are people who don't. There.

Of that we can certainly agree.

Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 4:37 PM BST

(apart from so that people on forums can't have a go at you or prejudge you because of your politics.)

Prezunctly. I hope I used the word appropriately.

I was just joking in order to accentuate my Messiah remark. I don't really care for either candidate, but I voted for McCain in 2000 (even after Bush had sewn up the election) so I figure I'll give him another chance. Obama gives me the creeps in many ways, his rabid followers even more so.

Quote: DaButt @ October 22 2008, 4:33 PM BST

My vote is private, but I'm not voting for The Messiah®. ;)

:D

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