This is the trick.
When you are next in the toilet, make lots of groaning and "Sweet Jesus on a stick" noises. Then, as you leave, have the toilet roll tucked into your pants and walk out without washing your hands as the roll unravels behind you out the door.
No one will follow you in again.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 22 2008, 3:35 PM BSTThis is the trick.
When you are next in the toilet, make lots of groaning and "Sweet Jesus on a stick" noises. Then, as you leave, have the toilet roll tucked into your pants and walk out without washing your hands as the roll unravels behind you out the door.
No one will follow you in again.
Tried that before.
Wander up to his desk and "I'm going to the toilet, coming?". If he does it's time to find another job. If he doesn't, sorted.
Next time you find yourselves in there together, give him a good bumming.
That will probably put an end to it.
And that's number four.
My life is over.
Just drink more, Graham. You'll need to go sooner.
Do you mean wee cycle or no. 2 cycle.
Christ, Aaron, I've already been to the toilet four times today. How much more do you want me to drink?
EDIT: Ace. Top of the page. My day just gets better and better.
Bandage. Use the ladies.
For what?!?
Pee in a bottle?
If you're feeling fruity, throw the resulting grenade at the bastard in question.
Ha. I seem to have misplaced an apostrophe..
As long as he keeps away from my colon, I don't mind.
Colon.
Don't use a semi in the gents.
