Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 22 2008, 1:53 AM BSTParents of little boys with long hair like this:
That could have been me at that age.
These days I look like a billiard ball.
Reasons to dislike people. Page 6
EMS has gone up in my estimation in this thread.
Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 2:17 PM BSTAw. I think that boy looks cute.
I'd let my kid have whatever hair he wanted.
Your kids will probably be taken off you pretty fast.
A few of my own:
- If you hate the police.
- If you hate traffic wardens.
- If you get all your musical taste from about 2 mainstream radio stations.
- If you are eligible to vote, but don't.
- If you slag off countries like France, America and Germany for no reason other than the fact they're stereotypical countries to dislike.
- If you tell stories about when you were drunk.
- If you get a text, read it and go 'HA HA HA!!!' as if to say 'I've got such funny friends'.
- People with about 600 Facebook friends, most of whom aren't friends at all but people who you brushed past in a queue once.
- If you're a guy who fawns around women. If your voice goes all high and you come over all earnest around women - f**k off, and be a man.
- People who say / do things to get you to ask them 'Oh, hard day?'. Sighing and wheezing, and other such noises. F**k off, I don't care what's up with you.
- If you can't park. You shouldn't be on the road at all.
- If you were those f**king crap generic t-shirts from Next that say 'Osaka' on them, or those Mr. Men ones. Everyone's got one! Can't you see this?
- If you wear a track-suit outside a 50 metre radius of a sports facility.
- If you shout in the street.
- If you talk really loudly.
- If you've never read a book.
Quote: chipolata @ October 22 2008, 2:32 PM BSTYour kids will probably be taken off you pretty fast.
Yes I agree, they probably will get kidnapped, because they are so cool and have such cute hair. 
Quote: Janeyboo @ October 22 2008, 12:33 PM BSTWomen who really dislike other women. Easy to spot. Their voices shoot up fifteen octaves when a man wanders into the room, and they tend to stand around with their feet pointing inwards in a pidgeon toed manner. They also squeak things like: "I'm only little". They also moan about their boyfriends non-stop and if they have any female friends they're always a lot fatter than them.
Excellently put!
Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 2:34 PM BST- If you were those f**king crap generic t-shirts from Next that say 'Osaka' on them
If you want to annoy them, ask them if they know what Osaka is.
Note: It's a city in Japan but if you tell them it's Japanese for "Whore", they tend not to know you are lying!
Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 2:17 PM BSTAw. I think that boy looks cute.
I'd let my kid have whatever hair he wanted.
In the photo, that's a girl, isn't it?
Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 22 2008, 1:57 PM BSTI think right at the start there, I would have to disagree.
I know only too well about feelings of pride. All humans do.
I'm saying that I believe it is misplaced when applied to country, race, religion and sexuality.
And thus my point is proven.
Quote: Seefacts @ October 22 2008, 2:34 PM BST- If you are eligible to vote, but don't.
Why do people get so het up about this? Is it because you want Johnny no-vote to tick the box of your guy?
I think it's more if people don't vote, but then think they can complain about the government, etc.
If you can't be bothered to try and make a difference, shut the f**k up.
Quote: zooo @ October 22 2008, 3:39 PM BSTI think it's more if people don't vote, but then think they can complain about the government, etc.
If you can't be bothered to try and make a difference, shut the f**k up.
You could argue that the choice you are offered is no choice at all.
I don't call voting for labour or conservative making a difference.
I said 'try' and make a difference.
Seefacts, what about spoiling one's ballot paper?