Reasons to dislike people. Page 3

And I hear Elvis has finished that last album.

Poor guy the diet was going so well, and no doubt there'll be a Chinese take away soon.

Not to mention an Indian.

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People who wear humongous, colourful trainers. Like a pair of orange and purple Nike Air Max or some shit.

People who ask you a conversational question but then don't bother listening to the reply.

People who don't know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Parents of little boys with long hair like this:

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Yore intolerant yaw are.

Arf arf!

I wonder if the Chinese astronauts have mastered the use of chopsticks in space yet? Seems a daunting task ...

You know when the Indian's and Chinese land, I want to invent the new faked moon landing urban myth.

I remember reading about Buzz Aldrin punching a guy out for saying he lied about landing on the moon.

Good to see he still has the right stuff.

Not sure about India's Chandrayaan, but I know the U.S. Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter will be able to photograph the Apollo equipment on the lunar surface.

I've met a few Apollo astronauts and they are incredible people. Some of my true heroes.

The streaming video never worked for me, but CNN says the Indian mission has launched.

My company's late founder, Pete Conrad, was a Gemini, Apollo and Skylab astronaut and he always told skeptics, "They must have done a great job of faking it because I think I went to the Moon."

Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 1:49 AM BST

He chased 3 kids up a tree with a stick and stood underneath it screaming incoherently.

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Mmm.. are you sure it wasn't a kid under the tree screaming up at three teachers?!

Anyway... reasons to dislike people? Well, here are the people I don't like:

Lazy people on benefits. And yes, some of them do have umpteen kids and it's not just about being angry with the government, although you need to be, of course. But those assholes with the umpteen kids have to take their share of the responsibility.

People who define themselves by their sexuality. Don't bore us with it. Who cares what type of pig you f**k?

People who define themselves by their country, race or religion. Grow up. It's a big World with many other countries, races and religions. And mostly they are just as valid as yours.

Extroverts.

Bullies.

Violent people.

Rude people.

Noisy people.

Chavs, most certainly.

How about if the people who define other people by their race or sexuality also promise stop it?

Except what's wrong with pride?

Especially if in your lifetime you've only been allowed to take any pride for a few decades?

I think pride may have been the word you're looking for.

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Parents of little boys with long hair like this:

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How old does the boy have to be before you start hating him and not his parents?

17.

*counts*

Bollocks.

Don't worry. It's all right when you have hair like that at 17. We've all been there. It's when the kid's eight that the parents should be flayed.

I'm wary of hippies.

Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 1:30 AM BST

Lee you've jsut been bigging up your leather jacket.

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Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2008, 1:49 AM BST

Like one guy who on a play scheme, after a week of not getting his end away went berzerk.

He chased 3 kids up a tree with a stick and stood underneath it screaming incoherently.

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It was you, wasn't it?

I very rarely dislike someone, but I agree with Ruby... I don't like bullies... those that belittle others without a thought for the other's feelings.

Quote: Aaron @ October 22 2008, 10:14 AM BST

It was you, wasn't it?

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I'm not middle aged and I don't chase anything.

We did have one vile kid who was a bully, so we collapsed his tent on him.

Then with all of his victims helping, we gave him the bumps in his tent.

He then popped his head out and cried

"Ya basta'ds I've pissed me sleeping bag,"

That wasn't you by any chance?

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 22 2008, 10:13 AM BST

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Well getting annoyed at people wearing fur, but wearing skin.