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My (impossible) dream is a service where I can pay for only the programming I watch. With the advent of broadband and satellite transmission there's no reason I shouldn't be able to watch any television station on the planet whenever I'd like.

Finck, I think we done an unintentional innuendo.

Quote: DaButt @ October 20 2008, 12:22 AM BST

My (impossible) dream is a service where I can pay for only the programming I watch. With the advent of broadband and satellite transmission there's no reason I shouldn't be able to watch any television station on the planet whenever I'd like.

Can you be President?

Quote: Leevil @ October 20 2008, 12:25 AM BST

Can you be President?

Last night, after a few beers, I was daydreaming about forming a Common Sense party and running for president. Will you vote for me?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 20 2008, 12:22 AM BST

Finck, I think we done an unintentional innuendo.

Yep.

To think I was about to erase that second line, but was just too lazy.

I just sent off my UCAS application, and now I can't log into Track to check my unis are in the right order. Fuuuuuck! >_<

Look in the morning. Phone the helpline. Have a lady wank in the meantime.

Looking in the morning and phoning the helpline are the first things on tomorrow's "To Do" list, but having a lady wank somehow isn't happening...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 20 2008, 9:34 PM BST

Looking in the morning and phoning the helpline are the first things on tomorrow's "To Do" list, but having a lady wank somehow isn't happening...

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Whyyyy? :)

It'll probably de-stress you, Robyn.

I'm going to go and sleep instead!

(Cue jokes as soon as I've gone about whether I've actually gone to have a lady wank...)

Plus Aaron has done a Classy black and whit pic to help all the ladies of BSG "DE-Stress"

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ October 20 2008, 9:41 PM BST

Plus Aaron has done a Classy black and whit pic to help all the ladies of BSG "DE-Stress"

I wouldn't call- No, no. *saves the kittens*

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