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Things that piss you off Page 304

Right, that explains everything. No room for misinterpretation there.

Quote: Aaron @ October 19 2008, 12:35 AM BST

COMEDY: Harry Hill's TV Burp
On: ITV1
Date: Monday 20th October 2008
Time: 23:10 to 23:40

Cheers dude.

Prezunctly. :)

Wish zooo were here. She'd certainly liven up proceedings.

Who says she isn't?

There's no way she's reading this.

Just checked, she's offline.

Okay, she's sat here next to me, naked.

I'm watching The MOBO Awards and I'm really getting pissed off. Everyone that comes up on stage is shouting "BIG UP WEMBLEY", "YEA YEA YEA", "YO YO YO" or some other type of hip-hop jargon. This is just plain absurd. And why do they get away with it? Ohhh cos they're black. And if that wasn't enough, a good handful of them "thank jesus/god/the lord" upon picking up their award. It really is utterly laughable. White people could not get away with this shit. And another thing - Why is it OK for there to be black rappers that are obese? Rick Waller is a laughing stock for being the weight he is, yet some random 25 stone black man comes on stage blubbering some hip hop lyrics, and he's "cool"? F**k off.

catskillz ATTACK!!

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ October 19 2008, 1:02 AM BST

I'm watching The MOBO Awards and I'm really getting pissed off. Everyone that comes up on stage is shouting "BIG UP WEMBLEY", "YEA YEA YEA", "YO YO YO" or some other type of hip-hop jargon. This is just plain absurd. And why do they get away with it? Ohhh cos they're black. And if that wasn't enough, a good handful of them "thank jesus/god/the lord" upon picking up their award. It really is utterly laughable. White people could not get away with this shit. And another thing - Why is it OK for there to be black rappers that are obese? Rick Waller is a laughing stock for being the weight he is, yet some random 25 stone black man comes on stage blubbering some hip hop lyrics, and he's "cool"? F**k off.

What f**ks me off about the MOBOs is their existence at all. If we tried to launch a MOWO awards ceremony, we wouldn't be able to hear ourselves think for all of the calls of "racist" and "bigot".

Agreed.

Also, we'd sound like dogs.

I'm not against people supporting music genres of any kind. The real question is, why do we need any award shows on TV at all?

Quote: Aaron @ October 19 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Okay, she's sat here next to me, naked.

Is it true about the Tennant tattoo?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 19 2008, 1:11 AM BST

Is it true about the Tennant tattoo?

Depends on where the rumours state that it is...

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