Whether in being nasty to someone or being arrested for indecent exposure, what's the rudest you've been?
I was thinking publicly but if you want to talk saucy regarding the involvement of a limited number of people I'm interested in that too. 
What's the rudest you've been?
I could not possibly comment 
About two minutes ago for Ruby.
Oh that's nothing, I've....SHUT UP ROO!
My brother was once arrested for getting naked in the middle of town and then after spending a night in a cell, stepped out of the police station and stripped off again right outside.
I asked a heavily-befreckled pillock who was irritating me he needed to wash his face as he appeared to have sneezed into a bowl of tomato soup. That's about the rudest I've ever been.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 18 2008, 11:59 PM BSTI asked a heavily-befreckled pillock who was irritating me he needed to wash his face as he appeared to have sneezed into a bowl of tomato soup. That's about the rudest I've ever been.
That's the ticket!
I was once carried home from a party by two friends, when we encountered a group of neonazis who were looking for a bit of violent fun. When they said something mean to my friends I shouted 'Kill'em, kill'em now! Bastards!'. I have no recollection of how we got out of that alive.
It's cos you are a girlie I should imagine. 
I remember a friend of mine who was in the RAF telling me of a game called 'freckles' where someone shits on a beermat, a second beermat is then placed on top of the turd. The turd is sandwiched between two beermats and is placed in the middle of a table and four people kneel down so that their chin rests on the table at N, S, E, W positions. An adjudicator gives the turd sandwich an almighty thump with his fist. And the person with the most freckles has to buy the next round.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 19 2008, 12:09 AM BSTI remember a friend of mine who was in the RAF telling me of a game called 'freckles' where someone shits on a beermat, a second beermat is then placed on top of the turd. The turd is sandwiched between two beermats and is placed in the middle of a table and four people kneel down so that their chin rests on the table at N, S, E, W positions. An adjudicator gives the turd sandwich an almighty thump with his fist. And the person with the most freckles has to buy the next round.
That requires an awful lot of setting up.
Quote: Gavin @ October 19 2008, 12:10 AM BSTThat requires an awful lot of setting up.
Five people, a turd, a couple of beermats and a table. Its hardly Terminator 3 we're talking.
And they wonder why we are losing the war in Afghanistan.
Different training techniques I guess.
Mind you, shitting onto a beermat requires a degree of pinpoint accuracy yet to be achieved by the RAF in the hunt for Al Quaeda.