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What are you drinking? Page 20

Milk or plain?

Quote: Leevil @ October 18 2008, 11:47 PM BST

I'm drinking milk and dunking chocolate digestives.

Cool

I'm actually jealous. I wish I had digestives...and milk.

Quote: JuliaC @ October 18 2008, 11:49 PM BST

Milk or plain?

MILK!

What kind of milk?

Goat?

Quote: Jack Massey @ October 18 2008, 11:37 PM BST

I'm on the Becks tonight. A depressing night in, Becks and watching a documentary on the Moors Murders. Anybody else doing anything more exciting?

As a kid I read a book called Beyond Evil about the moors murderers and it still haunts me to this day.

Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2008, 11:50 PM BST

What kind of milk?

Goat?

Alpro Soya :D Don't drink cow, although I am eating Milk chocolate Errr

I've just had a cup of coffee and switched off my television set, going for a game of Fifa 09, possibly an episode of 'The Bounder' and then head for the hills.

Quote: Marc P @ October 18 2008, 11:51 PM BST

As a kid I read a book called Beyond Evil about the moors murderers and it still haunts me to this day.

I'd get rid of the book Marc if thats what it does to you
:)

Quote: Leevil @ October 18 2008, 11:52 PM BST

Alpro Don't drink cow

Why?

Quote: Gavin @ October 18 2008, 11:54 PM BST

Why?

Cos it makes me sick. Plus I like the idea of not drinking from a cow, it's comforting.

Decaf tea.

Quote: Leevil @ October 18 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Cos it makes me sick. Plus I like the idea of not drinking from a cow, it's comforting.

Meh I don't mind it if thats their point in life that and being eaten.

What puzzles me is the gag people do in pubs when they ask lots of questions and the final one is What do cows drink? And people say Milk and then they laugh. Well actually cows do drink milk - it's designed for them - and humans shouldn't drink it, probably, well not cows' milk anyway.

What do you put in a toaster?

Quote: Leevil @ October 19 2008, 12:07 AM BST

What do you put in a toaster?

Depends how much have I had to drink??

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