Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 11:27 PM BSTWhat's tiny and blonde? Hmmmm. Let me have a proper think, ok?
Finck.
EDIT: Oh, right.
Halloween costumes Page 14
A bee! 
Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 11:27 PM BSTWhat's tiny and blonde? Hmmmm. Let me have a proper think, ok?
You know what I look like, you fool! Well, at leat approximately.
Best way to annoy persistent Halloween trick or treaters is to offer them fruit - it really pisses them off.
You're not tiny!
Quote: Tuumble @ October 17 2008, 11:30 PM BSTBest way to annoy persistent Halloween trick or treaters is to offer them fruit - it really pisses them off.
I was given a potato once! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2008, 11:30 PM BSTI was given a potato once!
Hey! How d'you think the potato felt?!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2008, 11:30 PM BSTI was given a potato once!
Fantastic! I'm going to do that this year.
"Look, I am giving you one of your five a day here..." 
Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 11:31 PM BSTHey! How d'you think the potato felt?!
I was very friendly to the potato! I took it out and looked at it blankly for hours on end!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 17 2008, 11:29 PM BSTA bee!
Bee is easy! Stripes, bobbles, and wings!
Okay. I don't want to go as an animal.
Oooh yes. I see Finck as a bee too.
Scrub that then.
Kylie?
Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 11:36 PM BSTKylie?
I wouldn't be recognized and I don't want to sing. Isn't there someone cool and sophisticated I could dress up as (apart from going as myself).
Go dressed as a (Cricket) Bat, a copy of Witch? magazine or as a goolie. Hitler had one ball, y'know.
Catwoman?