I've seen a man with a big bald spot on the top of his head which he had painted over in black.
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Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 17 2008, 4:16 PM BSTI've seen a man with a big bald spot on the top of his head which he had painted over in black.
I've seen a black man with a bald spot who was a painter and decorator. (true)
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 17 2008, 4:16 PM BSTI've seen a man with a big bald spot on the top of his head which he had painted over in black.
It's such a shame that he was ginger, otherwise. 
I was sat in the pub a few Christmases ago and a man came in carrying a Christmas tree, complete with fairy lights. He threw it into the middle of the room and shouted "You can stick your Christmas up your arse!"
Turned out the landlord had refused to serve him because he was too pissed.
I saw a man wiping his armpits with a handkerchief, on the tube one summer.
My brother and I were driving along a deserted road in the middle of nowhere and a live fish fell out of the air and landed on the hood/bonnet of our car. It flapped around until it fell on the asphalt and my brother and I just stared in amazement because we were not near a body of water. Then we noticed a large bald eagle staring at us from the top of a pine tree. We drove away and Mr. Eagle swooped down, picked up his slippery lunch and flew away.
Awesome! 
When I was about 8, I went out into my bck garden one morning, and found a big leather whip, which had been thrown over the wall. I took it out, an had a lot of fun, scaring the other kids in the neighbourhood, for a few hours, before my mum took it off me. The noise it made, hitting the concrete, was cool as f**k!
Haha, that mean woman!
I saw two goth circus performers in a park practising a whip routine, that involved flicking ciggies out of one of their mouths.
Quote: Tuumble @ October 17 2008, 4:09 PM BSTDo you live in Boro then?
I was in Peter' today, it really depresses me. Although my only real experience of PB is Queensgate Bus station.
Never thought I'd see this ...
Very good!
Yesterday in fact, I saw a drunkish old man trying to pick nothing out of a drain with two plastic spoons... By nothing I mean there was actually nothing to pick at!
You couldn't see the Wonka bar golden ticket!!
Quote: Chickenoriental @ October 17 2008, 8:14 PM BSTYesterday in fact, I saw a drunkish old man trying to pick nothing out of a drain with two plastic spoons... By nothing I mean there was actually nothing to pick at!
Except the last little drop of his soul.