JESUS IS DOING THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT. A CROWD IS GATHERED BEFORE HIM LISTENING INTENTLY. SUDDENLY A HUGE PILE OF DUNG APPEARS FROM THE SKY LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM.
MAN1: Holy Shit! Did you see that?
MAN2: Yes...but he didn't.
MAN1: Ha! He needs to get a few tips from his dad - apparently God sees everything.
CROWD MURMUR IN AGREEMENT. MEANWHILE WE CAN ONLY SEE A SANDLED FOOT OF JESUS POKING OUT FROM BENEATH THE POO. NO-ONE IS HELPING.
END
I'm not sure I get it...
It did remind me of a comic I wrote once, though http://www.drunkduck.com/Bob_and_Pete/index.php?p=85921
If I have to explain it, it doesn't work but in essence...
"Holy shit!" - a pile of poo on Jesus - how holy is that?
"Did you see that?" - something we often say when something bizarre has happened.
"Yes, but he didn't" - self explanatory.
Jesus is the son of God who 'sees everything' which is why he needs tips from his dad
Oh...
The joke was Holy Shit...
Right...
I see the punch, but why is God pooing on his son?
I think your joke just stopped with 'Holy Shit'. Doesn't need the rest.
Dan
Quote: sootyj @ October 17 2008, 1:59 PM BSTI see the punch, but why is God pooing on his son?
The poo just 'came from up on high' - I never said God was taking a dump!
Aah a polytheist skit.
Would it work better with a Hindu God.
As shit happens is a cornerstone of their faith?
Quote: swerytd @ October 17 2008, 2:52 PM BSTI think your joke just stopped with 'Holy Shit'. Doesn't need the rest.
Dan
I agree with Dan, Tuumble.
Halt it at Holy Shit! and it's a good gag. The rest of it I didn't find funny.
I don't know whether to be proud or not that I can get a laugh so quickly under the circumstances!
JESUS IS DOING THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT.
Kind of lost me there and didn't reel me back in.