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Quote: chipolata @ October 16 2008, 4:39 PM BST

Just to put the pro-Jordan argument. You could argue that with her limited intelligence she was never going to make it big as a nuerosurgeon or architect. Nonetheless, she has parlayed her limited talents into a hugely succesful career. And yes, she's exploited her family, including her disabled son, but by doing so she'll be able to treat him to a lifestyle he would never have enjoyed had she been a checkout girl.

Bank robbers, prostitutes, fraudsters all use their limited talents for financial gain too. ;)

And while her wealth will help her son in some ways (many parents of disabled children would obviously envy this and how it makes life easier) money is not the primary need of a child. A checkout girl may make a far better mother than a rich one.

The weird thing is that she is a naturally very pretty woman, but makes herself look worse. I don't understand all the porn-style poses she does (when not actually posing for porn) - she has got to be one of the least sexy people around. She's even admitted she doesn't have or enjoy sex!

She lets the side down.

What's this got to do with comedy writing, anyway? :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 16 2008, 6:02 PM BST

What's this got to do with comedy writing, anyway? :)

I know. Mind you, we're f**ked if she's a BBC Writersroom reader.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 16 2008, 6:03 PM BST

I know. Mind you, we're f**ked if she's a BBC Writersroom reader.

She probably is. Though wouldn't she just pay someone to do it for her?

Having Jordan as their script reader explains a great deal about BBC3.

Smallened. A word I have been championing for years. Nice to see it's use is growing (ha, get me!). It really SHOULD be a real word. We should start a campaign Zooo.

Quote: Starscream @ October 17 2008, 11:26 AM BST

Smallened. A word I have been championing for years. Nice to see it's use is growing (ha, get me!). It really SHOULD be a real word. We should start a campaign Zooo.

I use the word 'smallened', but I spell it r.e.d.u.c.e.d. :D

Another BSG word!

rapey
prezunctly
bollockocity
smallened

:)

'bollockocity'

hahaha -- every time...

Dan

The extent to which something is "bollocks". :)

One I've been using for many a year is 'poo-y-pantish'. The definition is 'afraid, scared, acting like a big girly.'

"rapey" is not a BSG word. It's in common currency. Especially on Popbitch.

They nicked it. :O

Here's a citation of "rapey" from 2005:

http://www.thorprecords.com/boards/viewthread.php?tid=1477

Find me an earlier BSG usage than that.

Ooh, e's like a dog with a bone, innie?

So they nicked it and they have a time machine.

What's your point?

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