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How do I...?

Achieve enlightenment?

Learn to give yourself a blowie.

Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 9:58 AM BST

Learn to give yourself a blowie.

Or even better, learn how to get a girl to give you one...

Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 10:10 AM BST

Or even better, learn how to get a girl to give you one...

That is beyond my comprehension.

Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Achieve enlightenment?

Meditation
Meditation
Meditation, that's what you need.

If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Then meditation's what you need.

Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Achieve enlightenment?

Loving someone more than you love yourself.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BST

Loving someone more than you love yourself.

Sick

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BST

Meditation
Meditation
Meditation, that's what you need.

If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Then meditation's what you need.

>_<

Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BST

Loving someone more than you love yourself.

I can categorically state that this is bollocks.

Nice thought, but bollocks.

Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 10:49 AM BST

I can categorically state that this is bollocks.

Nice thought, but bollocks.

I just thought of you when she said that Aaron. You hate yourself so much you must be the most enlightened person ever!

It is true, I am released from the bounds of self-adoration, into the cold, hard realism of day.

*ascends to the heavens on a cloud*

Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BST

Loving someone more than you love yourself.

Loving someone more often than you love yourself.

>_<

If you look on the wall near the doorway, you'll find a switch. This is connected via things we scientists call 'wires' to the national grid (google it) and also to a roundish glass thing attached to your ceiling. Activate this switch.

Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 10:49 AM BST

I can categorically state that this is bollocks.

Nice thought, but bollocks.

Well, I don't know. A lot of parents love their children more than themselves.

But you could say that is simply an instinct driven by wanting to ensure their genes are passed on.

Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Achieve enlightenment?

Swallow 20 pennies.

Change must come from within.

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