Achieve enlightenment?
How do I...?
Learn to give yourself a blowie.
Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 9:58 AM BSTLearn to give yourself a blowie.
Or even better, learn how to get a girl to give you one...
Quote: Winterlight @ October 17 2008, 10:10 AM BSTOr even better, learn how to get a girl to give you one...
That is beyond my comprehension.
Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BSTAchieve enlightenment?
Meditation
Meditation
Meditation, that's what you need.
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Then meditation's what you need.
Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BSTAchieve enlightenment?
Loving someone more than you love yourself.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BSTLoving someone more than you love yourself.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BSTMeditation
Meditation
Meditation, that's what you need.If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Then meditation's what you need.
>_<
Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BSTLoving someone more than you love yourself.
I can categorically state that this is bollocks.
Nice thought, but bollocks.
Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 10:49 AM BSTI can categorically state that this is bollocks.
Nice thought, but bollocks.
I just thought of you when she said that Aaron. You hate yourself so much you must be the most enlightened person ever!
It is true, I am released from the bounds of self-adoration, into the cold, hard realism of day.
*ascends to the heavens on a cloud*
Quote: EllieJP @ October 17 2008, 10:46 AM BSTLoving someone more than you love yourself.
Loving someone more often than you love yourself.
>_<
If you look on the wall near the doorway, you'll find a switch. This is connected via things we scientists call 'wires' to the national grid (google it) and also to a roundish glass thing attached to your ceiling. Activate this switch.
Quote: Aaron @ October 17 2008, 10:49 AM BSTI can categorically state that this is bollocks.
Nice thought, but bollocks.
Well, I don't know. A lot of parents love their children more than themselves.
But you could say that is simply an instinct driven by wanting to ensure their genes are passed on.
Quote: Leevil @ October 17 2008, 1:01 AM BSTAchieve enlightenment?
Swallow 20 pennies.
Change must come from within.