TOM CRUISE AND KATY HOLMES ARE BEING INTERVIEWED.
INTERVIEWER
So Tom, Katy why the split?
TOM
Well marriage is always a risky business. And she wanted to meet other men.
KATY
So did you.
TOM
Shut up it's not true, I was supposed to be the top gun in our marriage.
KATY
Oh you and your stupid beliefs. I had to keep silent when I gave birth, but him on the toilet. Talk about days of thunder.
TOM
Well when you met me your career was up Dawson's creek.
KATY
You were never up mine. Show me the turkey baster, show me the turkey baster.
INTERVIEWER
If we can calm down a little. I understand that you 2 are to star in the new Narnia film?
TOM AND KATY
What?
INTERVIEWER
Yes the liar, the bitch and the closet.